Well sorta...

Over at my real job (as an evil advertising creative director) I got the smart idea of hiring Frank to answer questions for a "marketing game show."

I'm sure your asking yourself, "What value could Frank bring to any conversation about marketing?"

That's a great question. Wish I had an answer for you. As is, we've been blessed with such Frank wisdom nuggets as:

and....

The gameshow will run for 30 days (or until I get fired for quoting Frank on our website) so there's plenty of action coming up.

Will Frank make the 5 year old he's competing against cry? Will he devise the next great ad campaign? Will he cough up a lung and be buried in a potter's field? Be sure to tune in every day to find out!