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Homeless Frank On Your Mobile!

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So last week I got an Iphone and was fiddling with it outside while I smoked. Homeless Frank sauntered up and we had the following conversation.

Me: Hi Homeless Frank.
Homeless Frank: Where's my fucking phone?

The thing is, I still have 3 months left on my Treo 650 contract. So I gave Frank my old phone. What the hell.

Now here's where it gets interesting. I told Frank he could have the phone under 2 conditions.

1. That I would set up a Myspace page with him and he'd have to update it at the library. He agreed and you can see the fruits of his unholy labor here.

2. I also set him up with a Twitter account and showed him how to text messages to it on his brand new (well new to him) cell phone.

He's actually become quite the little texter as you can see. The best thing is that you can sign up for a twitter account, add in your cell phone number and then choose Frank for a friend. When he twitters throughout the day and night, you'll find out what he's up to!

If you were following Frank on Twitter you could be seeing such gems as:

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So what are you waiting for? Start following Frank today!

P.S. Some more astounding Frank news tomorrow...Frank gets a job!

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