- In Homer Simpson's version of the Rapture, you get waterslides, exploding heads and Los Lobos.
- So if you want to videotape anything in NYC you'll need a permit? Yeh, that seems pretty fair.
- What do you mean, they buried Captain America? Doesn't he have a movie coming out soon?
- He's filming himself counting to one million, and he's getting sponsors? Why aren't we rich yet?
- And it's Rudy Guiliani, his dealer and his retarded expert taking a turn in the Clusterfuck chair.