You want to read the new Harry Potter book, but you don’t want your friends to know... what to do? Print out one of these manly fake book covers and slap it over what you’re really reading. Will also work with Oprah’s picks.

Today on the veg - Legends of the Superheroes

From the upcoming Dylan biopic I'm Not There.

- It was bound to happen...the Lost folks realize who's behind the Island's secrets.
- Why is a cube going for more than a '77 Camaro? I've gotta see the Transformers.
- I'd forgotten all about Sam the Robot. But I definitely remember the YipYip guys.
- Check out MSN's ten best actors on TV. I don't even know who half these people are.
- And the View girls do all they can to keep from punching Perez Hilton in the face.

I hate when that happens.

Maybe this is why I sucked so bad in Gym class.

Further evidence of how removed I am from the “dating game”: My first reaction to this was surprise at how long its been since I’ve judged a man by the car he drives. My second reaction was surprise at how long it’s been since I’ve had a date. Seriously, I’ve gone out with two guys since becoming single. One experience involved a rental (mine), the other involved subway tickets.

Mashuptown has an entire Iron Maiden mash up album for download!

That Iron Maiden must be one of the least mashed bands in history is undeniable. It certainly proved a challenge. Having spent the last 3 months trying to fit artists as diverse as the Pet Shop Boys, Blondie, Bob Marley over Nico McBain's less than rock solid timing, it's easy to see why. On this compilation, however, we have 6 Mashers willing to do just that and hopefully you'll agree, succeeding with flying colours.

Don't even try to resist, just download it now.