Like Miss Cellania's earlier post about a company who figured out a way for you to tell a loved (or not so loved) one that you gave them Herpes, the folks at someecards have taken the guess work out of thanking your friend for giving you time to violate yourself, among others.

Confused about that mysterious giant monster trailer you saw at the beginning of Transformers over the holiday? Well you're not alone, info on it is pretty slim.

Here's the best version of it I could find on the net at the moment.

Summer fun on the water is not neccessarily limited to people. Water skiing animals, today on the veg.

If you don’t speak the language, you can point to the symbols on this shirt to ask where to find what you need! Ladies may achieve faster results.

(via Nag on the Lake)

They can break out of prison, but I locked myself out twice last month.

If you're gonna read the greatest pop culture blog on the planet, you need to stay sharp.

Consider this your assignment for today, instead of doing anything productive.

I like when my stuff talks to me...when it comforts me, protects me, or tells me I'm being retarded.

I need that.

- The Live Earth concerts are this weekend. But with junior locked up on possession, who'll bring the weed?
- We've seen the sneezing panda bit, but what about the nun reenactment? YesBut gives you the good stuff.
- I've held on to this one for a while. YouTube recently launched a video remixer to help you with your editing.
- Some people in Dallas saw Sicko, then all decided they need to do something about it. I need to see this flick.
- And Jon Stewart reports on Dick Cheney, a member of the executive, no legislative, no...oh go fuck yourself.