Speaking of 20something guys, last month was my college reunion...one of the big ones, with a zero on the end. About 20 guys from my old fraternity (Fiji) came into the city to get lit before we all went up. Haven't had a night/morning like that in years. The reason being...the three comatose days after it.

Well, the other day, one of the guys sent an email around to all of us with some shots from the old house, documenting what happened to a few unlucky soles who passed out just a bit too early. (Probably the reason I loved Jolt soda back then)

Anyway, enjoy the snaps. This is how real men used to party, before any of this AA, you have a problem, nonsense.

A "kwik" stop into my local 7-11 this past weekend threw me for a loop. Looking to cool my over-heated body with a Cherry Slurpee, my only choice was to grab a Squishee. Thus, my childhood dream became a reality as I'd finally stepped inside my favorite television show ... The Simpsons. View more photos from a revamped 7-11 here.

Especially if your audience is male 20somethings (which I'm assuming is the case for the Toyota Scion). Not saying I'm against it...don't care, really...just stating the obvious.

The latest attempt by Scion to reach these UFC-watching, extreme sports-loving, men's body spray wearers is littledeviant.com. where it's your job, as a little deviant, to rid the world of the boring sheeple. And how do you do that? By beating the ever living crap out of them. Have to admit, it is fun. I spent twenty minutes on the site, and I may be a couple years outside the targt age.

The Baconator can sense fear? WTF?

Even stranger is that it's still listed as an "old fashioned hamburger" on their website.

Ah yes, remember when Grandma use to make you a Baconator before caving your skull in with a rolling pin? Oh the good ole' days!

If you can't wait for the next season of Battlestar then tease yourself with Admiral Adama stopping a cement mixer with a stare.

Still not enough Olmos for ya? After the jump get up close and personal with his more intimate side.

Even professionals have accidents with fireworks, so what chance does your everyday idiot with a videocamera have? Fireworks mishaps, today on the veg. You can assume the language in some of these is NSFW.

One thing about us Kentucky high-tech rednecks, we employ Southern Ingenuity to solve problems and have fun doing it. The problems?
1. Disabling old hard drives so that data connot be recovered.
2. Clay pigeons are boring.
3. We like to blow things up.
I’m not a gun enthusiast, but I did have an old iMac that I didn’t know what to do with. My brother offered to dispose of it. Watch the video for the entire story.

A good time was had by all.

This was an exclusive on Miss Cellania last year, but the bandwidth usage was killing me, so now it’s on YouTube for the holiday. This year’s trap shoot will also be filmed.

Venus DeLibro - Call me crazy, but I think this would look cool in the right huge loft that I can't afford.

Miles Rug - At Jellio, we've been wanting to do something based on an AFX track for a while. So much for that.

Damned Lampshade - How can you not love this hovering mass of lifeless bodies, arms and legs twisted in fear as they fall into a pit of everlasting damnation? $46,200...shipping not included.

Ghosts...widows...orphans. And that's just the first page.

Here's two minutes of fun...Find all 25 design terms.

- In Homer Simpson's version of the Rapture, you get waterslides, exploding heads and Los Lobos.
- So if you want to videotape anything in NYC you'll need a permit? Yeh, that seems pretty fair.
- What do you mean, they buried Captain America? Doesn't he have a movie coming out soon?
- He's filming himself counting to one million, and he's getting sponsors? Why aren't we rich yet?
- And it's Rudy Guiliani, his dealer and his retarded expert taking a turn in the Clusterfuck chair.

That one had me rolling on the couch.

Have I mentioned I love this show.