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There are tons of World of Warcraft music videos, some excellent, some atrocious. Here are ten that tickled my fancy for one reason or another, today on the veg....
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There are tons of World of Warcraft music videos, some excellent, some atrocious. Here are ten that tickled my fancy for one reason or another, today on the veg....
Read PostFor a brief period in the mid-1990s, Tom Snyder was my favorite talk-show host. I remember a brilliantly uncomfortable interview with Gary Busey. Tom repeatedly lobbed softball questions, and even took a call from Busey's mom. Then Tom casually...
Read Post- The Chief Justice had a seizure yesterday...his 2nd one. Does that mean he has to step down? - Have you seen the artist's rendering of the new Hulk. Man, he looks...just like...the old one. - Have you heard...
Read PostThese trampolinists are acting out infographic effects for this music video for the band zZz. It was all done in one take, before a live audience....
Read PostEditor's Note - Homeless Frank lives in front of the building where I work. I pay him food in return for blog entries. For this one he got a pack of Newports and a ham sandwich. I've corrected spelling...
Read PostSteve Martin got married over the weekend. In honor of the occasion, here are some of his funny moments on the veg....
Read Post- Do you like widgets on your desktop? I always thought they got in the way. Anyway, here. - Microsoft lauched Live Derby to promote the Live Maps product...think Pacman in New York - Have you seen the new...
Read PostDon't you have to say hut, or something....
Read PostRecently Walken uploaded a video on himself cooking a dish to Imcooked.com without telling anyone. The video after the jump....
Read PostToday I had a garage sale, so here are twelve tips to anyone considering holding one themselves. After the jump, of course... ...
Read PostYeah, sue me. I'm moving so my Friday Fifteens will be erratic for the next couple of weeks until I get settled in Brooklyn, NY. I haven't had time to pay attention to much new music, so this week...
Read PostI'm trying to plow through saved episodes of Flight of the Conchords before my TiVo runs out of space. This morning, this scene from episode four had me laughing. An earlier live version is after the jump....
Read PostWow. Nothing like a bunch of middle aged guys singing about erectile dysfunction. Rock on. (We covered a much better idea for competitor Levitra back in March of 2005.)...
Read Post...maybe this will keep us going. (Ps, yeh, I know, comments still broken. Spent 12 hrs yesterday upgrading blog software, should be ready to push live soon) ...
Read PostThe first couple of minutes into this video, I thought “male Geisha.” Stylish young men making money by giving Japanese party girls with disposable income a good time. But the analogy faded fast when I saw them hustling customers...
Read PostToday on the veg - Curb Your Enthusiasm...
Read Post- Confession time. I've been a chronic ice chewer for years. And so are they. - A list of celebrities with big heads? where? Where is it? I need to know, now. - Shocking news of the day...Pres. Bush...
Read PostIf your life is in the toilet, if your marriage is going south, if you are having a bad day, you know what’s causing all that, don’t you? It’s all because the gays are getting married! By Oded Gross....
Read Post"The Simpsons Movie" ***1/2 (out of four): After 18 seasons, our favorite family finally gets their shot at the big screen in this Woohoo!-worthy adaptation of the beloved animated series. From a brilliant opening which exemplifies the type of humor...
Read PostJudge Judy calls it like it is about Lindsay Lohan: If you are dumb enough and arrogant enough or immature enough to place other people’s lives in danger you have to be punished. Seriously, I’m not playing around. She...
Read PostAfter Bush opposed a 3.5% military raise as “too much,” after the Pentagon extended their tours of duty, after neglecting and underfunding care for the wounded and disabled, the government has found another way to screw the troops. But...
Read PostToday on the veg - celebrity spills...
Read PostBrought to you by the New Jersey Department of Tourism....
Read Post"No Reservations" **1/2 (out of four): The ingredients of a delicious romantic comedy are left slightly undercooked in this remake of 2001's "Mostly Martha". I have to apologize in advance for the rampant culinary wordplay which is sure to permeate...
Read Post- That Madame Tussaud lady is one funny broad. I may have to visit. - Ladies and gentlemen, the YesBut staff has made Times newest list. - First Paula Zahn, now this. Where am I supposed to get my...
Read PostNow...if some folks out there wanted to make there own video, using this music, maybe we'd post them in a special Kirk-Spock deathmatch music video challenge veg. And maybe, we'd give a very cool prize to the one that...
Read PostToday on the veg - The Aristocrats...
Read Post- Save the monkeys...save the world. And check out the monkeylizer too. - Jealous computers are attacking? I better alert others in a viral manner. - From the YouTube debates, John Edwards' makes a new hair statement. - You...
Read PostFrom Japan Probe, this girl is a trendsetter of a sorts, walking around in her underwear. It fits in quite well with the post today at Miss Cellania, which is part of a continuing series on underwear....
Read PostToday on the veg - The Davey Dance Blog Never heard of Davey "Dance" Fishel before I read about him yesterday on Gothamist...traveled across Europe and stopped to dance at various cool spots. Gotta say, the guy can definitely...
Read PostI love the quotes in the article from the director.... "It's good old-fashioned American fun," said Ryder. "It's a fuck movie first and foremost, but I studied the TV show closely." The icing on the cake is that Ron...
Read Post- Have you seen the College Republicans video. The hypocritical acorn doesnt fall far from the tree. - Looking to save some time? Try quick-peeling an egg or turbo parking. That won't turn into a lawsuit. - Want to...
Read PostYou’ve heard of the vending machines in Japan that sell used girl’s panties. There are stores where you can buy them, too. And no doubt via mail-order, too. But did you ever wonder about the industry that produces such...
Read PostThe wizards at WETA made this for Neill Blomkamp’s upcoming series of Halo Shorts. From Bungie: I don’t mean that they made a big plastic thing that looks like a Warthog. I mean they built a fully-functioning, four-wheel steering,...
Read PostEmbedded n the hope that somehow by passing this damn thing on, I can get it out of my head before it drives me completely crazy. It's like The Ring, but with chocolate. (via Tangerine Toad) ...
Read PostToday on the veg - CNN YouTube Debate questions (tonight at 7:00pm EST)...
Read Post- Ben Afleck switches from acting to directing, and it doesn't look half bad...Gone Baby Gone. - I wasted a couple hours over the weekend playing this mindless little flash game...your turn. - 30 Rock brings home a barrel...
Read Post"Mime is a lot of fun!"...
Read PostIn the column Bill Simmons wrote about the NBA betting scandal, he mentioned a YouTube clip that breaks down all the suspect officiating in Game 3 of this year's Suns-Spurs series. Here's the video, courtesy of calo2006....
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Read PostThis foot mouse allows you to free your right hand up from mousing around by controlling the cursor via your right foot. Your left foot then controls the buttons, letting you use your computer with all four limbs simultaneously....
Read PostIf you’ve ever wondered what Layla, Smoke on the Water, Bohemian Rhapsody, and Honky Tonk Woman sound like in Japanese, now you know. With puppets. More episodes of the TV show What’s Entertainment? can be seen at TV in...
Read PostI won't belabor the point that the marketing for The Simpsons movie looks to be way more creative than anything the movie itself could provide. Too many blog post already point to the rest. But I had to stop...
Read PostYou're traveling through another dimension - a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination. That's the signpost up ahead— your next stop, Planet Hiltron!...
Read Post"Hairspray" ***1/2 (out of four): Perfectly coiffed adaptation of the John Waters movie-turned-musical-turned movie bubbles over with fine performances, zippy musical numbers and John Travolta's stellar work in a fat suit. With the sour scent of 2005’s hit-movie-turned-hit-musical-turned-lousy-movie “The Producers”...
Read PostLike a bad case of the hiccups, The Friday Fifteen refuses to go away. Actually, I've been looking for better streaming solutions, since LastFM lacks many of the tracks I've been wanting to include. Just today, I discovered SeeqPod...
Read PostWeek 6 shall be forever known as the "don't look a gift horse in the mouth" week. Maybe it's something in the stars - it happened to my friend and now it happened to me ...
Read PostHere's a little conundrum. Look at the above deformed and scarred leg, and guess which celebrity it is. Here's a clue - she's a woman, and appeared on national TV in the last week. ...
Read PostAdd another to the collection of Thriller recreation videos. Over 1,500 inmates at the Cebu Provincial Detention and Rehabilitation Center in the Philippines participate in the Thriller dance. Well, what else are you going to do with all that...
Read PostMost notable for the extensive collection of "then and now" video clips, featuring what they said then, and what they deny saying now....
Read PostThings I love: 1. The misfortune of others. 2. Uncontrollable laughter. 3. Slow motion replays....
Read PostThe story came out last week about a Chinese vendor making steamed pork buns out of cardboard. This sounded pretty bad, considering the tainted food products they’ve been sending overseas lately. Now comes word that Chinese police have arrested...
Read Post"Sunshine" *** (out of four): With an intriguing premise, stellar visuals and an ending that spirals out of control, genre-jumper Danny Boyle's sci-fi effort is familiar without being dull. It's always a gamble when an established director tries his hand...
Read PostWell sorta... Over at my real job (as an evil advertising creative director) I got the smart idea of hiring Frank to answer questions for a "marketing game show." I'm sure your asking yourself, "What value could Frank bring...
Read PostThe long-awaited sequel to the Flash animation Dad’s Home from 2004 is here! Dad’s At Work by Sakupen is just as nutty, and promises to become a series. If you can take “to be continued” as a promise! (via...
Read Post83 years ago some random steam engineer thought to himself "ya, this should hold at least till I'm dead."...
Read PostThe wizards of Deadspin got their hands on an internal memo to ESPN staffers covering a wide variety of white-collar minutia. Life inside the Bristol, Connecticut, media giant sounds exactly like life inside any miserable corporate environment. As someone...
Read PostI know I'm starting to get repetetive, but this show is fucking great. How there's already talk of cancellation is beyond me, but there's definitely a totally love it or totally hate it vibe going on out there. This...
Read Post- Didn't there used to be a mechanical bull in that country place up on Lexington? Well, he's back. - HBO has put up a fake site for the fake movie just shot on Entourage. Now enjoy the fake...
Read PostPrimate: n. 1) archpriest: a senior clergyman and dignitary 2) any order of animals including man, apes, monkeys, lemurs, etc. Ummm...I'd think they were correct Bill. You know, 10% of the time I actually agree with this dude. But...
Read PostRemember those old "Let's all go to the snack bar" trailers at the movies? Aqua Teen Hunger Force has updated it for today's audiences. ...
Read PostAn annoying ad for a helluva product. Just part of the post today at Miss Cellania, where the subject is breasts....
Read PostLooks like someone got their hands on an early copy of the new Harry Potter book and has posted it to a bit torrent site. It appears to be the real thing since its actual images of the finished...
Read PostHere's a website that claims to show you step by step how to get any girl you desire. That's right, simply follow their powerpoint presentation and you can be on your way to a rich, fulfilling sex life! Be...
Read PostThe 2008 election is getting the pop culture parody treatment big time. Its happened in previous elections, but not on this scale, this early, and the production values this time are even better. What do you expect when candidates...
Read PostSo last week I got an Iphone and was fiddling with it outside while I smoked. Homeless Frank sauntered up and we had the following conversation. Me: Hi Homeless Frank. Homeless Frank: Where's my fucking phone? The thing is,...
Read PostFor a song that’s surely designed to get it published all over the internet, this video has a surprising lack of credits. The artist is Maurits Fondse. Now I’ve got an earworm I can’t shake....
Read Post- This'll keep you busy. Time lists the 50 best sites of 2007, and I haven't heard of half of them. - Calling all bowlers, achievers, marmots and nihilists...LebowskiFest is coming this weekend. - Virginity has its rewards...like free...
Read PostYou want to read the new Harry Potter book, but you don’t want your friends to know... what to do? Print out one of these manly fake book covers and slap it over what you’re really reading. Will also...
Read PostToday on the veg - Legends of the Superheroes...
Read PostFrom the upcoming Dylan biopic I'm Not There....
Read Post- It was bound to happen...the Lost folks realize who's behind the Island's secrets. - Why is a cube going for more than a '77 Camaro? I've gotta see the Transformers. - I'd forgotten all about Sam the Robot....
Read PostFurther evidence of how removed I am from the “dating game”: My first reaction to this was surprise at how long its been since I’ve judged a man by the car he drives. My second reaction was surprise at...
Read PostMashuptown has an entire Iron Maiden mash up album for download! That Iron Maiden must be one of the least mashed bands in history is undeniable. It certainly proved a challenge. Having spent the last 3 months trying to...
Read PostThat's good, isn't it? At least I scored higher on feminity than the guys! I think I'll go invent a sandwich....
Read PostCourse I didn't need a test to know others bore me quickly....
Read PostScaramouch ain't kidding, the results of that test are impressive! ...
Read PostI'm usually not a big fan or personality tests, putting them one step above Tarot Cards as an indicator of the way things are. But in this case I was pretty impressed with the results. ...
Read PostThe first time I played Grand Theft Auto III, the violence took me back. I never considered myself ultra sensitive to violence, but the amount of it in the game was overwhelming ... at first. I soon got used...
Read PostMy weekly fatblogging report. The last couple of weeks were very hard, especially with a new baby in the house. Traveling back and forth to hospital, working from home, late nights - all very conducive to snacking, and the...
Read PostToday on the veg - Happy Friday the 13th!...
Read PostI was watching American Inventor on TiVo last night, and continue to be desperately unimpressed with the lack of ingenuity some of these so called inventors seem to have. Maybe the producers of the show realize that there's more...
Read PostToday's breakfast links reminded me of a couple of planned skyscraper projects that seem to show that city planners and architects only have one thing on their mind. Seriously, I know the Empire State Building and the Washington Monument have...
Read PostA report from Ankara, Turkey. No, it wasn’t a woman driver looking for a parking place. The car apparently fell off a bridge overhead and landed on the balcony. At least, that's his story. (via Arbroath)...
Read Post- If you were wondering if ad agency employees smoked alot of reefer in the 70's...here. - Do you guys watch Man vs. Wild on Discovery? I turn it on after I've had my bubble bath. - Following in...
Read PostNot possibly. Definitely. And they say the TV spot is dead.... More here. Kind of makes you wish our comments were working, right? ...
Read PostToday on the veg - Tricycle accidents...
Read PostWhen has it ever been a good idea to take pictures of yourself in various forms of pantomimed sex acts? Nothing good has ever come of it. A photo circulated the internet a few years ago featuring me, a...
Read Post- Starting this week, if you've got an Amex card, you can purchase tickets to see Young Frankenstein. - It's always sweetest when the holier than thou douchebags get busted. Here's Vitter on Pres. Clinton. - And winner, by...
Read PostThe cool cats (pun intended) over at Popartpet.com read my wife's blog and offered to make a photo of our cocker spaniel into a piece of 20th century art. We agreed and they just sent over a couple of...
Read PostI'm short for time this week so we'll do a quick and dirty preview of this week's new comics which include: Joe Matt's adventures in masturbation The return of Nexus The death of a revolutionary Stephen Colbert does comics...
Read PostI know it has been around for at least a year if not more, but the brilliance of Charlie the Unicorn is something that cannot be contained. Watch it now in Quicktime or Flash Video. Filmmaker Jason Steele's Spatula...
Read PostToday on the veg - Hungry Hamsters (yup, they're gettin' pretty weak)...
Read PostSpecial thanks this morning to my friend Dena who pointed me in the direction of something that was probably made with my pyschographic profile in mind - bacon flavored chocolate! ...
Read PostScaramouch’s new daughter is lucky to have a pretty name like Lily Grace. There were so many other possibilities. (panel found at Blog-Blond)...
Read Post- This one's for the returning daddy. Looking for that perfect gift? Think Vulva. - You want a billboard in Times Square? It better not have any smiling butts on it. - I missed the Smashing Pumpkins on Live...
Read PostFans of Blendtec’s Will It Blend series will enjoy watching an iPhone in a blender. Well, who wouldn’t watch a $500 gadget being destroyed by a kitchen appliance? That is, as long as it was someone else's $500....
Read PostChad, a friend who I used to work with, sent me this clip of his one year old son, already a master operator of his iPhone. I guess it's true what they say, it IS easy enough even a...
Read PostOK, so I'm away two weeks and I post two pieces of smut in a row. I'll end the night with something to counter the depravity. A clip from UK TV of an amazing 6 year old girl with...
Read PostFile this under "dream jobs". With four kids in the house now, maybe it's time I started thinking about getting into this kind of program myself. ...
Read PostSo it started like this. I was perusing Twitter members and happened across this profile picture, accompanying a user who twitters erotica. Quite eyecatching. After I showed it to my friend CC-Fucking-Chapman, he said "actually, I think I recognize...
Read Post65% of people say that cheating on your income tax is worse than cheating on your spouse. The other 35% were women. -Jay Leno The subject today at Miss Cellania is cheating, adultery, infidelity, you get the idea. I’ve...
Read PostI just wanted to give a shout out to those of you who sent me emails of congratulations during my recent sabbatical. Even though this was baby #4 for us, it still disrupted my life enough over the last...
Read Post"When the Omni's red, it means history's wrong; Our job is to get everything back on track. Green light, kid: We did it!" Voyagers, one of the most kick ass TV series of the 80's is coming out on...
Read PostToday on the veg - In Living Color...
Read Post- I walked by her every day last week, and had no idea what was she was doing. Still don't. - You know that list of movies that ruined our childhood memories. They have to add one. - Stupid...
Read PostThey’ve tried this before, because it’s such an obvious idea: liposuction the fat from your belly and inject it into your breasts. The innovation this time is to use only the fat’s stem cells. Scientists say they are not...
Read PostLast year, we told you about the cats on the Hemingway estate, and the struggle they are having with the USDA. The agency says the cats are an “exhibit” and require a special permit. The Key West City Commission...
Read PostToday on the veg - roof + very intelligent person = comedy...
Read PostWith tomorrow night's All-Star game on many people's minds, I was reminded of a 2006 post concerning sports movies and the real-life players they portrayed. Take a look....
Read Post- Ok, Carrie, Miranda, Charlotte and Samantha are coming back. But what about Deadwood? - It's time I finally admitted it. I've always been a Dom Deluise fan. Here he is having a food fight. - Money, money, money,...
Read PostI think they could use another bass player. Turn it up! To eleven!...
Read PostOdd pairings abound as you walk through one of New York's most historic districts....
Read Postvs. So what do we think...did Avril rip off some band called the Rubinoos? She doesn't seem to think so....
Read Post- I recently watched all the Final Destination movies, but you can check out the best scenes here. - I take my cuts of beef pretty seriously. How about you? How well do you know your cuts of beef?...
Read PostWho knew he was a big French guy?...
Read Post"Our philosophy goes back to the cave ages - Men want the younger and more attractive women." See their eHarmony meets unmitigated greed commercial after the jump...
Read PostCondom advertisements, today on the veg....
Read PostEditor's Note - Homeless Frank lives in front of the building where I work. I pay him food in return for blog entries. For this one he got a some ringdings, and a tallboy of Colt 45. I've corrected...
Read PostLike Miss Cellania's earlier post about a company who figured out a way for you to tell a loved (or not so loved) one that you gave them Herpes, the folks at someecards have taken the guess work out...
Read PostConfused about that mysterious giant monster trailer you saw at the beginning of Transformers over the holiday? Well you're not alone, info on it is pretty slim. Here's the best version of it I could find on the net at...
Read PostSummer fun on the water is not neccessarily limited to people. Water skiing animals, today on the veg....
Read PostIf you don’t speak the language, you can point to the symbols on this shirt to ask where to find what you need! Ladies may achieve faster results. (via Nag on the Lake)...
Read PostThey can break out of prison, but I locked myself out twice last month....
Read PostIf you're gonna read the greatest pop culture blog on the planet, you need to stay sharp. Consider this your assignment for today, instead of doing anything productive....
Read PostI like when my stuff talks to me...when it comforts me, protects me, or tells me I'm being retarded. I need that....
Read Post- The Live Earth concerts are this weekend. But with junior locked up on possession, who'll bring the weed? - We've seen the sneezing panda bit, but what about the nun reenactment? YesBut gives you the good stuff. -...
Read PostThe real Thor, not some stupid clone Captain America is still dead College is full of fakers Elliot Ness, Demon slayer The things a silverfish can make you do It's the 4th of July so rather than grill hot...
Read PostHappy Fourth of July! While you are preparing the picnic, working, or just taking it easy, you need some music for the holiday. How about Stars and Stripes Forever? No, not the usual philharmonic, but some different takes, today...
Read PostRemember when mom would make those cupcakes for you to take to school on your birthday? The Jellio Birthday Table is a fun reminder of those great childhood moments. And really, how can you go wrong with a giant...
Read PostThree weeks since the blackout at Holsten's, and I wouldn't be thinking about the final episode if it weren't for an article I recently read, which explains in GREAT detail why David Chase was basically hitting us over the...
Read PostNot your typical adult film trailer. This ad, entitled Film Lovers Will Love This! is supplied by EUtube of the European Comission media arm, to promote European films. It’s gotten over a million views in the first two weeks....
Read Post- For some reason, the press on those weiner-eating idiots is bigger than ever this year. - Design for the Other 90%...An exhibit of the products that help those people in need. - Would you rather hit Soda Popinksi,...
Read PostThe FuelVapor alé is a sportscar with three wheels, but two of them are in the front. It runs on fuel vapor, so it uses about one-third the normal amount of fuel for a car of its kind, supposedly...
Read PostIs one or has one? Doesn’t matter, the topic is assholes, today on the veg. Do I really need to warn you about the language?...
Read Post- Some dramatic images from Scientific American illustrate what New York would look like with no more people. - Which dramatic chipmunk moment do I like best...Porno, Darth Chipper, Kill Bill or Curses? So hard to decide. - Coming...
Read PostSpeaking of 20something guys, last month was my college reunion...one of the big ones, with a zero on the end. About 20 guys from my old fraternity (Fiji) came into the city to get lit before we all went...
Read PostA "kwik" stop into my local 7-11 this past weekend threw me for a loop. Looking to cool my over-heated body with a Cherry Slurpee, my only choice was to grab a Squishee. Thus, my childhood dream became a...
Read PostEspecially if your audience is male 20somethings (which I'm assuming is the case for the Toyota Scion). Not saying I'm against it...don't care, really...just stating the obvious. The latest attempt by Scion to reach these UFC-watching, extreme sports-loving, men's...
Read PostThe Baconator can sense fear? WTF? Even stranger is that it's still listed as an "old fashioned hamburger" on their website. Ah yes, remember when Grandma use to make you a Baconator before caving your skull in with a...
Read PostIf you can't wait for the next season of Battlestar then tease yourself with Admiral Adama stopping a cement mixer with a stare. Still not enough Olmos for ya? After the jump get up close and personal with his more...
Read PostEven professionals have accidents with fireworks, so what chance does your everyday idiot with a videocamera have? Fireworks mishaps, today on the veg. You can assume the language in some of these is NSFW....
Read PostOne thing about us Kentucky high-tech rednecks, we employ Southern Ingenuity to solve problems and have fun doing it. The problems? 1. Disabling old hard drives so that data connot be recovered. 2. Clay pigeons are boring. 3. We...
Read PostVenus DeLibro - Call me crazy, but I think this would look cool in the right huge loft that I can't afford. Miles Rug - At Jellio, we've been wanting to do something based on an AFX track for...
Read PostGhosts...widows...orphans. And that's just the first page. Here's two minutes of fun...Find all 25 design terms....
Read Post- In Homer Simpson's version of the Rapture, you get waterslides, exploding heads and Los Lobos. - So if you want to videotape anything in NYC you'll need a permit? Yeh, that seems pretty fair. - What do you...
Read PostThat one had me rolling on the couch. Have I mentioned I love this show....
Read PostThis might be good. From imdb: Self-proclaimed stuntman Rod Kimble (Samberg) is preparing for the jump of his life. Rod plans to clear fifteen buses in an attempt to raise money for his abusive stepfather Frank’s life-saving heart operation....
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