Scaryduck’s Condensed Films are a hoot. Especially if you’ve already wasted your time seeing these films. Here’s the opening for Jaws:
Naked drunk girl: Swim swim swimScary music: Wom-wom. Wom-wom. Wom-wom-wom-wom-wom-wom-wom-wom.
Naked drunk girl: Swimmy swim OMFG!
Shark: Om nom nom nom burp LOLZ
Chief Brody: Hello. I am police chief Martin Brody and I am excellent. We appear to have a bit of a shark problem in this otherwise bustling beach resort.
Mayor: No. No we don't.
Also featuring Pretty Woman, Star Wars, Casino Royale, 300, and more.
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This reminds me of Rinkwork's hilarious "Movie A Minute" and "Book A Minute" site. I'd post the URL but I can't, so you can Google it.