- If a Vice President is subpoenaed in the forest, er...White House, but no one cares, does it comply?
- You know Mike Rowe? Yeh, Dirty Jobs Mike Rowe. Well, before scrubbing toilets, he worked on QVC.
- Two words: Clark...Griswold. Mitt Romney once strapped his dog's carrier (with dog) to the car roof.
- Empty pockets, put contents on scanner, put face on scanner, scan. The Face Your Pockets project.
- And newsflash...the Splasher (aka self-important, annoyingly verbose douchebag) has been revealed.