If you think it’s insane that people are waiting in line for an iPhone, check out the queue in Tokyo when Apple’s first retail store in Japan opened on November 30, 2003. THIS is insane. It’s part of Deputy Dog’s post on queues, which is fascinating. I’m glad to see he’s got his own domain now.

I know exactly how he feels.

I didn't think this was possible, but I may like John from Cincinnati more than I liked Deadwood, and that's saying a whole bunch.

(warning...lots of spoilers)

I often find myself wanting to strangle the person who's printing out eight copies of the sixty-seven slide PowerPoint presentation people will pretend to read in some unnecessary meeting. Adding to my frustration, this often happens while I'm trying to print out Peter King's "Monday Morning Quarterback" column.

For legal reasons, Samsung probably couldn't create a "Destroy the co-worker hogging the printer" game. But I'm comfortable transferring my hostility to the object itself.

Destroy A Printer, courtesy of RTCRM.

That's the copy on this Brazillian print campaign for Fit Light Yogurt.

Wonder what the Dove folks would say about it?

Today on the veg - Shopping Network Fun (this makes up for yesterday)

Today on the veg - Lego versions

I'm really into Top Chef this season. Loved season one, skipped season two, but I'm back for season three. And combined with MythBusters, Rescue Me and Ghost Hunters, it's enough to give my DVR a panic attack every Wednesday afternoon.

Anyway...anyone else watching the Chef this season? I've got some thoughts on the subject and I want to share, because I'm a blogger and thats what we do.

1) Howie rocks. He came up in the bottom three twice, and rebounded to take episode three. A true underdog makes good story.
2) You know those comfort food classics that all the chefs were cringing at...I could eat every single one three times a day (including the tuna casserole). Restaurant critic is not a job title in my future.
3) Hung's a dick. (pun intended)
4) Dale used instant mashed potatoes, and they didn't rag on him for it...awesome. As long as it tastes good, what the hell.
5) The second Micah told the four judges You Americans love to put ketchup on everything...she was history

- If a Vice President is subpoenaed in the forest, er...White House, but no one cares, does it comply?
- You know Mike Rowe? Yeh, Dirty Jobs Mike Rowe. Well, before scrubbing toilets, he worked on QVC.
- Two words: Clark...Griswold. Mitt Romney once strapped his dog's carrier (with dog) to the car roof.
- Empty pockets, put contents on scanner, put face on scanner, scan. The Face Your Pockets project.
- And newsflash...the Splasher (aka self-important, annoyingly verbose douchebag) has been revealed.