Which represents best use of Dont Stop Believin'?

Jon Swift has a devastatingly funny argument about justice for Paris Hilton.

The judge in Paris Hilton's case, Michael Sauer, has declared class warfare. If our courts start treating rich and poor equally, what will be left to strive for? People will start believing that justice should just be given away for free. It will become yet another entitlement. When the haves become indistinguishable from the have-nots, we are all have-nots. On a level playing field no one can rise to the top because there is no top to rise to, just one long valley.

Who am I to argue that one?

It takes a few years... or decades, to know what songs will become classics. Smells Like Teen Spirit, today on the veg.

When our grand-dads were our age they spent a lot of their downtime looking at porn. Dirty little drawings showing celebrities in compromising situations, fantasy fiction with cute cartoon characters porking each other and tall tales of ugly joes bedding beautiful, desperate women. God, what pervs, they were so pathetic. As a society we've matured quite a bit from the juvenile depravity of our ancestors so it's a lot of fun to look back at what kind of smut got them off.

As my grand-dad used to tell me when I was a kid: "Watch what you click on, they may not be safe for work, boy." He was right.