The audio is a Patton Oswalt rant, NSFW. I LOLed....

I don’t remember ever saying “here’s a blog, just go read it” here at YesButNoButYes, so this is a first. The Blank Top Chronicles is written by a guy who answers the phone for a DC cab company. Besides...

Welcome to the newest member of the YBNBY team, born this morning at 1.00am. Another reason I didn't get around to fixing those comments just yet. Gimme another few days :) More pics over on Flickr....

This is too funny. Scenes of Russian life, many from viral videos you’re familiar with, set to the soundtrack of the trailer for the movie 300. From English Russia. (Thanks, Jan!)...

Lots of links go along with this video....

My weekly fatblogging report. I currently have a whole lot going on in my personal life that's stressing me out, and I'm not sure if that's helping or not with the weight loss. On the one hand, it's making...

Cashing in on this weeks announcement of the final track list for Guitar Hero Encore Rocks the 80s - 15 songs to practice your air guitar mojo. Check out the playlist and stream the songs while you surf the...

I bet it felt so great to hit "send" on this goodbye email. This is also the kind of thing that, in the Google-era, is going to keep coming back to bite you in the ass the rest of...

Today on the veg - Blazing Saddles...

- Have you heard? The Supreme Court just turned back the calendar on racial desegregation. - Can you claim copyright infringement on a salad? Two New York restaurants go head to head. - Speaking of eating...a whole lotta ziti...

If you think it’s insane that people are waiting in line for an iPhone, check out the queue in Tokyo when Apple’s first retail store in Japan opened on November 30, 2003. THIS is insane. It’s part of Deputy...

I know exactly how he feels. I didn't think this was possible, but I may like John from Cincinnati more than I liked Deadwood, and that's saying a whole bunch. (warning...lots of spoilers)...

I often find myself wanting to strangle the person who's printing out eight copies of the sixty-seven slide PowerPoint presentation people will pretend to read in some unnecessary meeting. Adding to my frustration, this often happens while I'm trying...

That's the copy on this Brazillian print campaign for Fit Light Yogurt. Wonder what the Dove folks would say about it?...

Today on the veg - Shopping Network Fun (this makes up for yesterday)...

Today on the veg - Lego versions...

I'm really into Top Chef this season. Loved season one, skipped season two, but I'm back for season three. And combined with MythBusters, Rescue Me and Ghost Hunters, it's enough to give my DVR a panic attack every Wednesday...

- If a Vice President is subpoenaed in the forest, er...White House, but no one cares, does it comply? - You know Mike Rowe? Yeh, Dirty Jobs Mike Rowe. Well, before scrubbing toilets, he worked on QVC. - Two...

As the dawn of the iPhone approaches, the media is becoming saturated with photos and mentions of Greg Packer, serial first-in-liner who will be the first to get an iPhone Friday at the Fifth Avenue Apple Store in NY....

Stress of school bomb scares getting to you? Unwind at Sesame Place!...

The other day, I dropped by Toys R Us looking for a new video game. They didn't have it, but the place was empty so I bought a cold bottle of Diet Pepsi before leaving. A simple impulse buy....

Check this out -- the gang at the trailer park got together and made this little music video after church the other day! It's funny until the end, when it turns downright scary....

Today's the last day of our competition c/o our friends at Paltalk. For those who haven't tried it yet, Paltalk is a video conferencing site that lets you chat one-on-one, or with 100s of people in huge chatrooms at...

True love and falling stars The power of fear and yellow rings The battle to save America from foreign super villains The journey back to Boneville Love, hate and electro-shock therapy Every Wednesday we count down the 5 most...

More of what you’re really looking for in a superhero. We women know our boobs have powers, but this lady has “developed” hers to the nth degree! Probably NSFW....

- Steve Colbert weighs in on the Dick Cheney's not part of the executive branch debate. - Chris Benoit isn't the first untimely death in the world of the WWE. Here's a look back. - This montage of scenes...

Good Cop, Baby Cop...

"Live Free or Die Hard" *** (out of four): The fourth entry in the John McClane series finds Bruce Willis battling a group of high-tech cyber-terrorists who clearly haven't watched an action movie in two decades. 1988’s “Die Hard” was...

Today on the veg - Conan sketches...

David Junior Dot Com interviewed folks who are in line five days early at Apple's Fifth Avenue store in Manhattan to get an iPhone. They will go on sale Friday. Apple has announced the iPhone rate plans, so you...

This week, we're running a new competition c/o our friends at Paltalk. For those who haven't tried it yet, Paltalk is a video conferencing site that lets you chat one-on-one, or with 100s of people in huge chatrooms at...

Paris is free. You can all return to your normal lives now....

The ad war among Indian airlines continues. The newest billboard, after the jump....

- Top 20 movie insults...good list. I'd add: You guys swing like Helen Keller at a pinata party. - Did you read about the first annual Wiimbledon, held in Brooklyn. Check out video here. - Part time job opportunity...

I’ve been having fun going through the various Waverly Films (or Waverly Flams, whatever) at YouTube. First, The Hauntening and Medieval Animatic, and quite a few others that are short, clever, and surreal. (Thanks, Jan!)...

A cold beer on a hot day taken to the next level! The chef at Rustico’s in Washington DC is selling “hopsicles”, frozen beer on a stick....

Today on the veg - The 1080...

We’ve discussed casting your body parts before. Now with Magnips, your nipples can join the lineup. It's a do-it-yourself kit for making casts of your (or someone else’s) nipples to turn them into refrigerator magnets. Be sure to buy...

This week, we're running a new competition c/o our friends at Paltalk. For those who haven't tried it yet, Paltalk is a video conferencing site that lets you chat one-on-one, or with 100s of people in huge chatrooms at...

- Hey, a guide to Hollywoods hottest cougars. Now where have I seen a list like that before? - Excuse me...what was the date of the 9/11 attacks? This is either really funny or very scary. - A list...

I was one sick puppy, so I didn't get around to the Friday Fifteen yesterday. Yeah, sorry to disappoint all three of you. Anyhow, this week is another mishmash of indie rawk, blue-eyed soul, a smashing cover of a...

Thought I'd share a photo I took early this moving at my storage space. The weirdness of my life never fails to amaze me....

What do you have to publish to get a PG-13 or an R from this widget? Either these ratings standards are diluted (or deluded), or else we aren't trying hard enough. Update: Neatorama got an NC-17, so they really...

"Sicko" *** (out of four): Warning: watching Michael Moore's depressingly matter-of-fact dissection of the American health care system may have unpleasant side effects. It may make you sick. I don't feel well. I have a headache, slight nausea, and a...

Today on the veg - Cheerleader spills...

It was a hard week this week - including a Father's Day blowout, late night snack attacks and a steakhouse dinner last night. Which means I wasn't expecting to do that well. So, bring on the chart... ...

Remember in the first Batman when the Joker met Vicki Vale in the museum, but not before he "improved" several million dollars worth of artwork? That sort of thing has been happening in New York lately, and they just...

- I've seen dozens of links to the swear jar video, and didn't click, until now. - There is now a fourth branch of government, and its name is Dick Cheney. - There's a cheese eating contest in Brooklyn....

Cause-related marketing at its funniest, courtesy of Zebro....

"Evan Almighty" **1/2 (out of four): Nominal sequel to "Bruce Almighty" finds Steve Carell assigned Noah's job. Once you stop laughing at that, there's not much left. An attempt to build a franchise around Jim Carrey's mildly comic mild hit,...

A clip from the Conan O'Brien Show, of course....

Today on the veg - The man in the back said everyone attack and it turned into the Ballroom Blitz...

A graffiti artist named Blu has painted his version of the evolution of man, including a not so great interpretation of the future. Click here and then click on the image to enlarge...pretty cool....

- Kobe being traded to the Knicks...I can't think of many things in life that would make me happier. - Appearing now on MySpace, you can add 4 minute episodes of What's Happening to your page. - His name...

Yet another version of Blade Runner is coming into our lives this Fall, this one billing itself as "The Final Cut." The new ad for the film came on last night during the AFI TV show. Sure you've seen...

So, still no comments on the site, because our old version of Movable Type became hopelessly incompatible with a server upgrade. Sigh. So now it looks like we'll have to upgrade to a new version of Movable Type. And...

Lemme repeat that for ya. BOB SCHIEFFER...IS IN...A BAND. Bob Schieffer's Honky Tonk tour is brought to you by Cameron Manheim frozen yogurt...because life's full of all sorts of little curveballs. (that wasn't really necessary, was it?)...

From the man who brought us Britney's birth canal, comes The Paris Hilton Autopsy. What's the over/under on Lohan Deconstructed?...

Pardon me, do you have the new Secret clinical strength deodoarant? You know, the one they've tested on Appalachian day laborers and mob informants. While you're at it, hubby needs some flomax and the Trojans snug-fit sampler....

Test your knowledge of down-and-out flavors and up-and-coming artists with this quiz I just posted over at mental_floss....

Today on the veg - It's the Scrubs Song & Dance Hour...

My wife and I caught one of these Gary Coleman CashCall.com ads last night. Glad to see him working. Two more after the jump, plus a special bonus Diff'rent Strokes promo....

Repo men of the future! They're running out of mutants! Darwyn Cooke's Gotham! The magic of British pop music! Sammy the Mouse gets drunk! Every Wednesday we count down the 5 most interesting comics and graphic novels that come...

If they offer it to her, Rosie says she sure would accept the offer? What do you think? And who's got a good Barker story? Ever gone to see the Price is Right in person? Tell us about it....

Almost perfect....

- Hillary, Giuliani, and soon...Michael Bloomberg. Which New Yorker would make the best President. - And now, the ten best moments from 30 Rock. If you don't watch this show, you need to click here. - 50 DVDs every...

Sorry for the lack of posting everyone. Some problems at this end, coupled with an unscheduled "upgrade" by our host that means our comment spam filters no longer work. Which means we had to turn off comments temporarily. I'll...

Today on the veg - Spaceballs...

No kidding...look. Via Gothamist....

Today on the veg - face plants (this is gonna hurt)...

"Once" **** (out of four): Small gem of a film about a struggling guitarist who finds love on the streets of Dublin is the most impressive reinvention of the musical genre since "Moulin Rouge". The word “real” is rarely used...

(for the ad folks in the room) Via Neatorama....

- Ok, which genius forgot to lock the door on the time capsule? Goodness...don't you hate when that happens? - Superheroes...they'll take the top spot almost every time. Fantastic Four brought in 57 million this weekend. - If I...

So last weekend I'm watching that new HBO show, John from Cincinnati, but only half paying attention, as I was still reeling from the Sopranos blackout ending. Hey, Rebecca DeMornay...wow, still pretty hot. So the angry surfer guy's her...

Britney Spears wants you to help name her new CD. This sounds like such fun! But oh, it's a multiple choice. If she were taking suggestions, I'm sure we could come up with much better titles, don't you think?...

This may be borderline NSFW, so you'll have to click through to see it....

After a short hiatus of 4 and a half months (!) and due to the popular demand of Jason from our Facebook group, here's episode Two of the YesButNoButYes Podcast, recorded a couple of days ago and featuring Scaramouch,...

Today on the veg - Alternate Sopranos endings...

Recently, I read an article on great monologues in movie history. Like most lists I read, my first step was to check out which monologues made the list. Only then could I decide if the writer had earned the...

- First the good news...district attorney Mike Nifong has been disbarred because of the Duke case. - And now the bad...your neighbor in the suburbs with the really good weed, the cops are on to him. - Would you...

funny dude....

Today on the veg - Doogie...

Pool table plus stereo plus tv plus dvd player plus bar. The Executive....

- Wanna see a deleted scene from the 40 Year Old Virgin? Why not, what else you gonna do on a Saturday. - From disco dancer to urban cowboy to junkie hitman to overweight middle-aged woman...sounds right. - One...

From Shank Bone Mystic. An exercise in catharsis, here is a song I wrote set to a video of a man stealing tires off my bike from outside my apartment in Brooklyn. Video is from neighborhood security cameras....

Mercury Lounge, Max Fish, Arlene's Grocery...all very cool places to see live music in New York, and all rendered in 3D in the beta version of Virtual Lower East Side. Basically, if Second Life were just a few blocks...

Fathers Day is this Sunday, so it’s only appropriate to feature some fatherhood funnies, today on the veg. Please don't share these with your kids without previewing first....

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Well, 7 days later and time for the weigh in, and I don't mind telling you, I'm pretty disgusted with the way it went this week. ...

Last.FM recently launched a player you can embed on websites. The rules are you must have at least 15 different songs from 15 different artists, and the songs will play in random order every time, so I figured this...

...he's definitely not shy about speaking his mind. Gov. Schwarzenegger tells room full of Hispanic journalists immigrants should avoid Spanish-language media. ...

- The Affordable Art Fair is back in town. Because after reading this blog, you could use a little class. - Never thought I'd see Sean Connery and Louie Anderson on the same list. Must be logo lookalikes. -...

"Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer" *** (out of four): The titular metallic flier adds some much-needed awe to the otherwise cheesy superhero series. Rumor has it “Ocean’s Thirteen” was to be playfully subtitled “The One We Should Have...

Looking like Tom Hanks in the second half of Cast Away, Will Ferrell gets his "mantlers" from Spike TV's Guy's Choice Awards....

"Nancy Drew" ** (out of four): Sadly bland update of everyone's favorite girl detective series never rises above its "Scooby Doo"-level plot. It’s hard to believe “Nancy Drew” – the unbearably precocious teen detective from countless books – is almost...

"Fido" **1/2 (out of four): Scattershot zombie comedy in which the domestication of the undead - in a Douglas Sirk-style 1950s - leads to some very expected complications. “Fido” takes place in the fictional town of Willard, one of those...

Found at PanAsianBiz....

You could get killed doing this stuff. Japanese games shows, today on the veg....

- You know that Comedy Central show, L'il Bush? Check out who they got for the voice of Rumsfeld. - Remember the Bob Barker eBay microphone aucton? Any guesses on the amount of the highest bid? - Pop quiz...How...

What’s different about this is that the actual hamburger patty is made from ground bacon....

You thought The Sopranos finale was something? Watch this bit all the way to the end. (now pardon me while I rush to the emergency room) Via GMask....

With all the respect his memory deserves, it's Disco Hitler today on the veg....

Put an end to the nightmare of suspicion and doubt caused by the infidelity of a cheating spouse or of a sexually active teen. Quickly, easily, and accurately detect and identify semen in undergarments in 5 minutes or less....

I have no idea if this is true, but I read that a dazed Richie Sambora recently derailed Bon Jovi's MTV Unplugged performance. He was so out of it, his mic had to be turned off. This shocked me....

In the grand tradition of "Aftermash" and "Joanie Loves Chachi" comes a spinoff sure to warm your heart. Catch the new trailer for "Walnuts" after the jump....

Hulk really really angry (no, really)! 1970s muscle cars! A hapkido/surfing love story! Tank Girl gets some new clothes! Apokolips! I'm sorry I haven't had the time to do these previews for the past month or so. It's too...

Mr. Wizard, Don Herbert passed away yesterday of bone cancer. He was 89. I remember watching his show, and then trying the experiments at home. He was a cool guy. Like, Mr. Rogers cool....

Would I enjoy working at a place like this? ...

- I wonder what it would look like if the Sopranos finale got the Six Feet Under finale treatment. - Lewis Black on Google street view. Sophisticated mapping technology or creepy stalking tool. - Any Paul Giamatti fans out...

Which represents best use of Dont Stop Believin'?...

Jon Swift has a devastatingly funny argument about justice for Paris Hilton. The judge in Paris Hilton's case, Michael Sauer, has declared class warfare. If our courts start treating rich and poor equally, what will be left to strive...

It takes a few years... or decades, to know what songs will become classics. Smells Like Teen Spirit, today on the veg....

When our grand-dads were our age they spent a lot of their downtime looking at porn. Dirty little drawings showing celebrities in compromising situations, fantasy fiction with cute cartoon characters porking each other and tall tales of ugly joes...

OK, you are going to sing the US national anthem at a hockey game. In front of a bunch of Canadians. What's the worst that could happen? A. You forget the words. B. You walk away without finishing the...

Community Candy Dishes: That’s a slightly misleading header; I’m all about free comfort food while being submerged daily into the nine-to-six seventh circle of hell. More specifically I hate community candy dishes that don’t have individually-wrapped-for-all-our-safety treats. With the...

Last Thursday morning, Alabama republican state senator Charles Bishop hit democratic state senator Lowell Barron in the face on the legislative floor (not pictured above). That kind of thing is not as rare as you might think. Political slugfests,...

Diary of an Unborn Child (MP3), by Lil' Markie. Make sure you listen to the whole song for the full experience. Marilyn Manson has nothing on this. From the recently reposted Cool and Strange Thrift Store MP3 Compilation at...

Calling all iTunes/iPod experts! I need some help bending iTunes to my will. Okay, here's the setup: I have a stupidly huge music collection, too large for any currently available iPod. I also have a shiny new 160 GB...

Series finale mania isn't a new thing here at YesBut. We've been covering our favorite tv shows since we started, and we'll probably keep it up until our very last post. (Don't believe me...check back here in three years...

(even if no one else misses me talking about them) - I really like these Quote/Unquote Bookends. A lot of fun, and they'd look very cool on any shelf. Also a great gift idea. - The Abduction Lamp pays...

What did everyone think of the ending? (Like it or not, I bet it's not what you were expecting.) ...

- Til death, or insane divorce settlement, do you part. It's the Forbes top ten most expensive divorces. - For some reason, I'm really into trailers recently. Here's another one...1408. Actually looks pretty good. - Saturday's SNL was a...

It had to happen sooner or later. LOL Logos was created in response to the 2012 London Olympics logo, but some of the submitted logo macros have nothing to do with that. Think you can come up with something...

Here's an interesting Flickr Gallery of cheesecake photography. Except... when you look a little closer, you realize something is a little... off. Can you spot it? Theories in comments please. ...

vs. Which would you rather see?...

Today on the veg - The Sopranos...

- As horse racing upsets go, it was big. Then again, you shouldn't bet against Chad Johnson. - Soon, the Hiltons hit ABC. Only they're named the Darlings, and they have Dirty Sexy Money. - Now pay attention...this is...

Today on the veg - Sports Fights...

it's happening. It's really happening. (Well, according to the rumor in People magazine.....) ...

After being sprung for a couple of days because she wouldn't eat the food, or some such nonsense, Paris is back in jail. Despite appearances, I'm starting to get tired of this. Yeah, it was fun at the beginning,...