Google sends us a hell of a lot of traffic - so far this year, about 100,000 visits per month. Yet search for the phrase yesbutnobutyes, and our actual site doesn't even appear on the first page. Bizarre.
But that doesn't mean that we're not ranked higher for many other, pretty esoteric subjects - all of which seem to have a common theme :)
Here's ten things that YesButNoButyes.com is #1 for when you search on Google.
Fart lighting
Just about a year ago, TheMuggler provided what is probably his most popular post of all time - ten clips of guys lighting their farts. Apparently, it's quite an art form. Sonce then, we've vaulted to the top of Google in the field, surpassing the Wikipedia reference on fart lighting as the primary source for this popular extreme sport.
Naked Cowgirl
In the chilly October of 2005, Jellio and I got to meet and and interview a young lady who was taking Manhattan by storm. We featured her for a full week, including exclusive pictures, a two part interview, and in a 2006 YBNBY calendar. All the naked love paid off, and we're now the top spot on Google for naked cowgirlness.
NFL Wives
In January, Aquaman took us on a two part tour of footballers' hot spouses, which for a short while also gave us top spot on Google for Ashley Manning (we've since dropped to #3). But we remain the leader in creepy stalker-like information in tracking down girlfriends and wives.
Second Life Escorts
It's an eclectic subject, to be sure, but never let it be said we don't do thorough research. Our SL correspondent Gideon Television takes a seven day, ten whore tour through virtual brothels, and shows exactly what you can get for your Linden dollars.
Virtual Girlfriend Commands
A couple of years ago these things were all the rage - Virtual Bartenders, Girlfriends, casino hosts, strippers. And YesButNoButYes was always there to spoil the fun and provide a full list of commands.
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Voluminous Ejaculate
It's our seminal moment - Miss Cellania's ongoing exploration of long forgotten porn stars (parts one, two, three, four) yielded top spot for this phrase. Not that anyone searches for it.
Debbie Does Dallas clips
We still get a lot of traffic every week to this early entry to our Where are They Now" series - covering the current whereabouts of the cast of the original Debbie movie. I'm a bit disappointed that we didn't come up first for just "Debbie Does Dallas" (only #3) but still - maybe our new exclusive interview with Bambi Woods will help tip the balance.
Famous Virgins
Jellio wrote this around the time The 40 Year Old Virgin movie came out. I'm not sure if people looking for virgins are ready for what they find - lots of guys with handlebar moustaches and wigs. But it sure brings in the traffic.
Sophie Marceau Nip Slip
Why Sophie should be the most popular celebrity from our list of ten great celebrity nipslips, I have no idea. Maybe it's got something to do with the fact that she just took her knickers off for French Vogue.
70s Rock Groupies
Finally, a link to a post that seems to sum up a lot of what's really good about YBNBY - sex, pop culture, nostalgia, pseudo-celebrity and humor - Where are they now: Rock Groupies of the 70s. Miss C delves into the famous hangers-on from the 70s, when a fan wasn't afraid to kneel down for her heroes.
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Boring. My top ten are:
ordinal malaprop
automatic flickr upload
twitterbox
twitter client
second life scripts
flame generator
second life script
eventcal
lllinkmessage
llrequestagentdata
Not a sniff of pervery. And two LSL functions! Bah.
Mine are
Webkins
Wet T-shirt
T-Shirt Site
Harley Davidson
FartFace
Clutch
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Clutch, with all due respect, your site coming up first when someone searches for "Harley Davidson" is only going to happen in a freaky parallel universe.
I doubt my site comes up first for anything besides "Miss Cellania", but its funny how many hits I get from people looking for beauty pageant winners, like Miss Sex, Miss Nude, Miss Boobs, etc just because of the word combinations. I'm sure they are sorely disappointed.