Least that's what the nurse said....Dad's so proud of you!
Plus, there's nothing like getting an early shot at causing my offspring shame and embarrassment. Sometime around the year 2021, I'll show him this blogpost and he'll hate me even more.
...did I mention we're giving him the middle name of "Danger?"
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Congratulations, but that's his foot!
FYI my daughter had five penises.
I didn't put the arrow there, the nurse did. I'm hoping she can tell the difference.
Razen? Congratulations! I didn't know you were expecting (I first assumed it was Scaramouch posting, but he and Cindy should have a much clearer picture by now). Is there something in the water here at YBNBY?
It must be the water, Miss C. Since I've been posting, my penis has grown to enormous proportions.
PLEASE!! PLEASE!! SHOW it to him BEFORE his friends find out about this post!!
Congrats
I suggest you call him King Gorilla.
I knew there was a reason I loved this blog. My son's middle name is also Danger! I was inspired by Penn Jillette who gave his daughter the kick-ass middle name of Crimefighter. It got me thinking, and I remembered that when I was a kid I used to always say, "my middle name is Danger." Of course it wasn't and that really bummed me out.
We are either setting our kids up for a life of ridicule, or a life on the daredevil circuit.
Congrats!