One of the early comments in Razen's now-famous Open Letter to the Teenagers I Chased Down the Street Last Night came from Cindy (Lady Scaramouch). It was brilliant and buried under all the other comments and deserves a wider audience.
Can I write an open letter to the jerk-off in the check-out line at Home Depot who felt it was his business to inform me that his children never asked for candy in the check-out line and then told me I shouldn't let my 2 year old have it? Then said to my little guy, "That's bad, you don't want that...no!" When I informed him I was buying salted peanuts, he said, "They are full of chemicals (he named 'em) and salt and they're processed. Eating those is why kids have allergies today." Mind you, the peanuts were for me! As I was checking out, he carried on further, "Do any of your children have allergies?"Hey buddy, mind your own damn business. Jackass. Don't fuck with a pregnant lady.
We need more anger like this on the site.
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She's hot too, did I mention that?
If only there was a way to transmit road rage and these types of annoyances in real time...eliminate that cool down period between getting cut off and being able to blog it.
*noted: will not F with pregnant ladies :)
I think you just stumbled onto a huge idea. What if you could hit a button on your car audio system that would record your rant? The file could be transmitted for automatic transcription, and posted in (practically) real time -- either on your own personal blog, or one that compiles everyone's angry musings.
Scaramouch, can Crayon hire a few interns to make this happen? My 2003 Camry would happily Beta-test.
Believe it or not, I can actually institute an "I'm so angry" line that you could call into from any phone and then you could listen to the rants on this website. Any interest?
Any woman who uses language like that sure ain't no lady, Mrs!