vs.
What's more embarrassing?
...falling at the pageant?
...or farting on the news
One time I fell down and farted during a pageant.
Now I want to enter a beauty pageant just so I can fall down and fart and make headlines all over the world.
Much easier than winning!
she gets MAJOR points for how much poise it took to instantly recover and put on her best smile. she didn't even blink.
One time I fell down and farted during a pageant.
Now I want to enter a beauty pageant just so I can fall down and fart and make headlines all over the world.
Much easier than winning!
she gets MAJOR points for how much poise it took to instantly recover and put on her best smile. she didn't even blink.