Can you write one WITHOUT stating the obvious?
no. I tried, but I can't.
Hey, my eyes are up here.
oh man ... "Hey, my eyes are up here." ? awesome
...that one wins !
Squirrel Toe?
"....What?...."
Son, see what you have to look forward to?
"I need to shave my vagina"
I swear, man, it was right here in my hands. Where the hell is my nut!
I'll be gentle.
no. I tried, but I can't.
Hey, my eyes are up here.
oh man ... "Hey, my eyes are up here." ? awesome
...that one wins !
Squirrel Toe?
"....What?...."
Son, see what you have to look forward to?
"I need to shave my vagina"
I swear, man, it was right here in my hands. Where the hell is my nut!
I'll be gentle.