"And I said to him, 'George, you're the king for heaven sakes, why don't you just ask her for your butt plug back?'"

This is sure to solve the obesity epidemic.

"so I said to him, time travelling Delorean...PAH! what a ridiculous concept"

With our new fangled steeds, we shall finally take Wales back for ourselves!

coconuts are SO yesterday.

Fear not fair Gwendolyn! My fiery steed will quickly overcome the foul hooligan who taunted you with his bared buttocks. He will endure a stern talking to not soon forgotten.

My dear, do you not find our juxtaposition of modern technology with archaic outer wear simply the height of humor?

Come, let us return to my comic book store with haste and snuggle up to X-men #25. I shall be thy Wolverine.

(Read as Comic Book Guy from The Simpsons)

"My, don't we ever look Medieval on our modern rides?"

"To impress a woman............"

Ren fair geek off.

So I doth said "Eat mine dry earthly granules (dust)" and hastily left. I'm telling you these LiPo cell are rapid.

"yeah, the first time my robe got caught in the wheels I wasn't wearing anything underneath, so that was kind of embarrassing"

GAD ZOOKS, I think the charge on the battery on the new royal steed and me trusty pace maker are both about to run out.

GAD ZOOKS, I think the charge on the battery on the new royal steed and me trusty pace maker are both about to run out.

really? I'm a virgin too!

When Eomer became old, his saddle began to irritate him, so Gandalf did him a HUGE favor.