- I can honestly say I've never seen a horny dolphin...until now. And why is the guy so into it?
- Speaking of animals doing weird shit. In a battle between a cat and a turtle, who normally wins?
- One for all the New Yorkers in the crowd. For your next party, how does a crawfish boil sound?
- From the bizarre tv spot files, does the potential loss of apendages drive many people to join a gym?
- And it's good the be the Colbert. At least, when Jane Fonda's in town. Wonder what the wife will say.