- Jared Fogle, of Subway sandwich fame, ran a porn rental service out of his dorm room. That's awesome.
- Ear wax problem? No time to waste. You only have a few short hours to buy a single Q-tip for $40.00.
- Next on the "I'm sorry I didn't do anything to stop the war, now buy my book" tour is the Daily Show.
- Jack Sparrow or Borat...Who would you rather pay $10.00 to watch sing We are the Champions?
- And you know what 5,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean is...right? This billboard confirms it.