I don't even watch CSI: Miami, and I still found this hilarious. A true heir to the throne of Shatner, David Caruso knows exactly how to make use of a cheap pair of sunglasses and a stilted one-liner.
If I didn't know better, I'd be expecting a sign at the end saying "Never Hide".
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Caruso makes Shatner look like Robert De Niro. Terrible, terrible, terrible...
That was pretty terrible..also very funny! I used to love Caruso on NYPD Blue. What happened to him??
As for the really corny one-liners, they do that on CSI, too. William Peterson just says them better, but only slightly.
Bwa hah ha ha!
ha ha ha haaaaaa! unbelievable - the cadence, the inflection, the deadpan delivery - identical for every one-liner. the shades take it to another level. for more hilarious Caruso unintentional comedy see Proof of Life and Kiss of Death.