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Retro Week -Miss Cellanious Videos II

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Here are a few more videos I posted last year that don’t follow any theme, but you might get a kick out of if you haven’t seen them.

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Post Prom Words of Wisdom

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A co-worker has the daunting task of playing a post-prom celebration with his band this weekend. He's asked a few of us to come up with words of wisdom to impart on the young minds between songs like Sexual Healing and Welcome to the Terrordome.

This is what I've come up with...

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Caption Competition

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From Russia with Blood

"Day Watch (Dnevnoy Dozor)" **1/2 (out of four): For fans of 2004's "Night Watch (Nochnoy Dozor)" - and I'm not one of them - you can expect more of the same from this overlong, stubbornly impenetrable sequel which puts anti-hero Anton in the midst of an apocalyptic fight between the forces of Light and Dark.

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Billed as the Russian "Matrix", "Night Watch (Nochnoy Dozor)" was an instant hit in Russia, becoming that country’s highest grossing film of all time. Dipping for the first time into the fantasy genre, Russian cinema was hungry and, judging by the grosses, they took to it like the Wachowski Brothers to slow-mo. As you'd expect, the inevitable sequel, "Day Watch (Dnevnoy Dozor)" (the capper, "Dusk Watch", is forthcoming) is bursting with everything that made the first one what it was. Frenetic camera work, absurdly dense plotlines and lots and lots of action. For what it's worth, "Day Watch" is never boring. But it's as confused and confusing as the first, and then some.

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Daily Debate

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What's more embarrassing?

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Lunch Hour Veg

Volcanoes!

Today on the veg - volcanoes!

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Video Call from the Wife



This ad made me laugh. You’ve got to be careful with modern technology!

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Retro Week - Top 10 Christian Tourist Traps

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In an effort to pass off old work as something vital, here's my favorite top ten from last year.

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While most pagans like myself are satisfied with a spinning teacup or the Coney Island Cyclone, the religious right is often forced to look a little harder for a vacation destination. Not comfortable to have little Timmy bowing down to Mickey Mouse, those of the religious ilk search out those special places that cater to both an entertainment and a spiritual need.

Since the heathens who read this site would find themselves tossed out of these vacation spots quicker than Joesph Goebbels at a bar mitzvah, I’ve taken it upon myself to show you how the other half has fun. Here then is a list sure to open your ears and convert your souls.

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Chesspics

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Proving that brains and beauty are not mutually exclusive, here’s a gallery of the world’s hottest female chess players. Proving that guys act like guys, they are rated by vote.

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Breakfast Links

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- Have you seen the new flexible video screen from Sony. One more step to all of us being walking tv screens.
- Forbes 10 hottest billionaire heiresses. I've met #5. One attempt at being a kept man down, nine more left.
- How come when there's a top ten drug addict flicks, they never include Michael Keaton from Clean & Sober?
- Another really interesting one courtesy of GMask. Check out ten failed tv pilots you've probably ever heard of.
- And you may ask if the world is ready for President Thompson. I ask if it's ready for the first trophy lady.

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