Here's the problem: you want to wear an iconic t-shirt expressing your feelings towards your city. However, you're not sure love is the right emotion. Not yet.

Now there's an intermediate step. I (stomach) NY. Or LA. Who's going to re-write the Randy Newman song?

A rap song about decorating your testicles to impress the ladies. Although it’s a cartoon, this is so NSFW that you’ll have to click through to see the video.

If ONLY it were this easy!

(via Theater of the Absurd)

Today on the Veg - Sucker punches

- A new Rosie & Elizabeth fight video over Bushie (with Joy chiming in for fun) It's long but it's good.
- The top ten That's What She Said Star Wars moments. Who thinks this crap up? I really like it.
- Richard Serra is a guy who makes big, I mean really big, metal sculptures. And he's coming to MOMA.
- Finally...Harold and Kumar are coming back for round two. And yes...Doogie's coming with them.
- And last weekend's SNL digital short featured what I think is the first dog on guy tongue of the year.

Over the last few days we've told the story of our exclusive interview with Bambi Woods (here, here and here) one of the most famous adult movie actresses of all time, due to her starring role in the original "Debbie Does Dallas". After a brief period of infamy, she retired to a life of obscurity, marrying and raising children, and living happily ever after.

The interview itself was carried out over the course of multiple emails, and while I have - at her request - held back a few details that may have allowed people to locate and track her down, most of what I know is here in the story.