I don't even watch CSI: Miami, and I still found this hilarious. A true heir to the throne of Shatner, David Caruso knows exactly how to make use of a cheap pair of sunglasses and a stilted one-liner.

If I didn't know better, I'd be expecting a sign at the end saying "Never Hide".

Every now and then a web link comes along shinning so bright it needs no introduction.

So just trust me on this one, and feast your eyes on the treasures within: ‘The worst album covers ever created.’

With Jerry Falwell (finally) six feet under, the animal kingdom has decided to come out of the closet.

Today on the Veg - All Along The Watchtower

LOL President is a place to send your best political macros. Although the Bush images are funniest, you should also take a look at the Roosevelt series. Related: LOL Candidates.

(via Everlasting Blort)

I saw this and was surprised they’d even try a terminator movie without Linda Hamilton and the Governator. But its a TV show. This from the YouTube post by CookiesfromHell:

This trailer was shown during the FOX Upfront Presentation on May 17, 2007, it is part of an entire presentation designed for public viewing.

Look for it to premiere sometime in early 2008, and expect Fox to cancel it after 3 episodes, 1 episode more than they usually give anything (likely due in part to the budget attached to this.)

Wikipedia has more. Considering the cost of the movies (particularly special effects), I can’t see a TV show measuring up over time.

Bambi Woods, star of Debbie Does Dallas, one of the most famous adult movie stars of all time, mysteriously disappeared over 20 years ago, and since then, all attempts to track her down and find out what happened to her have been fruitless. Until now.

Today we're pleased to bring you the first of a two part interview with the porn actress with the girl-next-door looks whose movie has passed into pop culture.

From SuicideFood.com...dedicated to animals taking joy in their own demise.

(just might skip lunch today)

- Check out Songs for Ice Cream Trucks. I think this is what serial killers play before they go to work.
- From the what-the-frick files...Anyone know what a collective string web is? Brooklyn can be really weird.
- This may be old, but I just found out about drawball.com, and I can't stop watching the playback feature.
- Does anyone else think it's a little ironic that the Republican frontrunner is a Massachusetts flip-flopper.
- And last week's New Rules featured Mr. Romney wearing a funny hat, and the best closing joke all year.