Has anyone seen this Hair Stylist?

A lot of horrible things happened last week, the on-going war, genocide, the polar ice caps are still melting, and a whole litter of legless Chihuahuas were born as a result of greed and inbreeding. None of those however hold a candle to the socio-personal travesty that has befallen me. I lost my hairdresser. She left my salon, and those heartless bastards wont tell me where she went.

According to New York Magazine, Doug Brown, writer for the Denver Post, has a book proposal before editors about his (and his wife's) decision to have sex each day for 100 straight days. The book tells of their adventure in sexual athleticism. Now that is a book I would DEFINITELY buy.

I have much admiration for the man. While it sounds like every man's dream, by about the 11th or 12th day, I suspect I'd be crawling under a rock saying "please, no more, just let me sleep".

Back at school, the good life frat down the row had a shirt printed up one Spring Party Weekend that read...The world is run by C students.

Here's one now...Lil' Bush. Coming soon to Comedy Central.

Surely, someone here can do better than that.

Google sends us a hell of a lot of traffic - so far this year, about 100,000 visits per month. Yet search for the phrase yesbutnobutyes, and our actual site doesn't even appear on the first page. Bizarre.

But that doesn't mean that we're not ranked higher for many other, pretty esoteric subjects - all of which seem to have a common theme :)

Here's ten things that YesButNoButyes.com is #1 for when you search on Google.

Skip ahead about fifteen years and find out why Scaramouch will not let his daughter date Razen’s son. After all, he has a huge penis and his middle name is Danger. Check out Teenage Daughter today at Miss Cellania. I can laugh now, but I won’t be laughing in three years when I open the Owner’s Manual on my oldest daughter’s thirteenth birthday. By the way, all of you stay away from her.

I feel like I’ve seen the entire movie now, and it’s a bit, uh, violent. Most of this footage won’t see network TV. John Rambo (Rambo 4) is scheduled for release in May 2008. Wikipedia has a plot synopsis.