One of the early comments in Razen's now-famous Open Letter to the Teenagers I Chased Down the Street Last Night came from Cindy (Lady Scaramouch). It was brilliant and buried under all the other comments and deserves a wider audience.

Can I write an open letter to the jerk-off in the check-out line at Home Depot who felt it was his business to inform me that his children never asked for candy in the check-out line and then told me I shouldn't let my 2 year old have it? Then said to my little guy, "That's bad, you don't want that...no!" When I informed him I was buying salted peanuts, he said, "They are full of chemicals (he named 'em) and salt and they're processed. Eating those is why kids have allergies today." Mind you, the peanuts were for me! As I was checking out, he carried on further, "Do any of your children have allergies?"

Hey buddy, mind your own damn business. Jackass. Don't fuck with a pregnant lady.

We need more anger like this on the site.

Muppets and experimental rock from Portland - Mahna Mahna vs Monemena, today on the veg.

See, even retarded kids can do it.

Dirty Bitches That Refuse to Wash-Up:

Since when did the confines of the white-collar workforce become a third world country? I’ve had a lot of jobs in my adventures as a temporary and permanent employee, and this I know: every office in the northern hemisphere has at least one skank who can’t be bothered with the modern inconveniences of using a soap dispenser and running water.

Anyone can be hot in cyberspace.

- I can honestly say I've never seen a horny dolphin...until now. And why is the guy so into it?
- Speaking of animals doing weird shit. In a battle between a cat and a turtle, who normally wins?
- One for all the New Yorkers in the crowd. For your next party, how does a crawfish boil sound?
- From the bizarre tv spot files, does the potential loss of apendages drive many people to join a gym?
- And it's good the be the Colbert. At least, when Jane Fonda's in town. Wonder what the wife will say.