If you’ve always wanted to play Hawkeye or Trapper or BJ, here’s your chance! All it will take is $300,000 or so and a trip to the Czech Republic to pick it up. Yes, eBay has a Mobile Army Surgical Hospital up for grabs, originating from some Eastern European country. Check out the extensive list of what this includes (20 tents, x-ray and surgical equipment, sterilization facilities, etc), and the gallery of photos near the bottom. Estimated shipping weight 23 tons. The perfect Mother’s Day gift!

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Editor's Note - Homeless Frank lives in front of the building where I work. I pay him food in return for blog entries. For this one he got 2 tins of offbrand tuna, a can of Black Cherry soda and a loaf of wonderbread. I've corrected spelling and grammar; all thoughts belong to Frank.

Today Homeless Frank shares his thoughts about the White House Press Secretary Tony Snow and his cancer.

The artists at Something Awful spent the month of April creating “Porn Not-Porn”. The premise: Take a pornography scene and paint it into something that’s no longer porn. Eleven pages of it, quite funny, but probably still NSFW. My favorite is the pirate on the first page, just for facial expression.

Eating lunch in the wild with Bear Grylls, today on the veg.

Every evening, my children ask me how many New York City jobs I applied for that day. After seeing this horror flick, my stomach feels a little queasy. Even if reality is half that bad, I have to wonder how the city survives. NSFW.

(via Gawker)

No one Idol is going to be booted on a benefit show. No one Idol is going to be booted this week, either - we're getting rid of two. See who Haterade thinks you need to worry about - and if the votes even matter this week - inside.

- Did you know fired US attorney David Iglesias was the inspiration for A Few Good Men? Check him out on Real Time.
- We may have linked to this before, but I don't care. How often do you get a chance to operate on a stuffed bunny?
- Christopher Hitchens on God, on the Daily Show. I usually can't stand the guy, but then there are times when ...
- I thought Shia Labeouf's SNL bit, Dear Sister was funny. A friend of mine thought I was high. What do you think?
- And a hero for speaking out, or a coward for staying quiet...what did you think of George Tenet on 60 Minutes?