Here are a few more videos I posted last year that don’t follow any theme, but you might get a kick out of if you haven’t seen them....

A co-worker has the daunting task of playing a post-prom celebration with his band this weekend. He's asked a few of us to come up with words of wisdom to impart on the young minds between songs like Sexual...

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"Day Watch (Dnevnoy Dozor)" **1/2 (out of four): For fans of 2004's "Night Watch (Nochnoy Dozor)" - and I'm not one of them - you can expect more of the same from this overlong, stubbornly impenetrable sequel which puts anti-hero...

vs. What's more embarrassing?...

Today on the veg - volcanoes! ...

This ad made me laugh. You’ve got to be careful with modern technology!...

In an effort to pass off old work as something vital, here's my favorite top ten from last year. While most pagans like myself are satisfied with a spinning teacup or the Coney Island Cyclone, the religious right is...

Proving that brains and beauty are not mutually exclusive, here’s a gallery of the world’s hottest female chess players. Proving that guys act like guys, they are rated by vote....

- Have you seen the new flexible video screen from Sony. One more step to all of us being walking tv screens. - Forbes 10 hottest billionaire heiresses. I've met #5. One attempt at being a kept man down,...

Bacon: it's not just for breakfast anymore. In fact, it's for dessert! Check out these mouth-watering high-cholesterol desserts. Smoked Bacon and Egg Ice Cream. Bacon Cookies. Pig Candy. Bacon Baklava. Bacon Cupcakes. Chocolate-covered Bacon Bits....

In 2006, we posted a few fascinating videos by a young Norwegian film student named Lasse Gjertsen....

It strikes the Earth about 100 times every second, and occasionally hits a little too close to the camera. Lightning strikes, today on the veg. ...

YesButNoButYes...when important shit is happening, we're usually covering something else....

vs. Who rocks the Countdown harder?...

You can’t go wrong with a combination like this. Boogie Nights: Star Wars Edition. And before you say it, no, it’s not the newest thing out there, but it hasn’t been posted here before. So I’m doing it, just...

YesButNoButYes...the greatest pop culture blog on the planet, or maybe not. And how do we pay tribute to the best pop culture stories? We slap'em on a t-shirt....

- In her next flick, Lindsay Lohan will soon play a stripper. And guess what...she's pretty damn good at it. - From beauty to the beast...check out some of the hardest hitting knockouts ever, courtesy of Butterbean. - The...

I promised to ramp up my tales of Commuting Suicide. I've failed. Maybe I've become too good a commuter – too good at blocking out my inane fellow travelers, too good at keeping myself entertained. When I'm ready to...

vs. Who's tougher?...

Have you you used your health insurance lately? Do you even have any? Then do yourself a favor, and do not get sick, or injured, either. Sicko from Michael Moore opens June 29th....

Star Wars gets all 3D on your ass.

Thanks to Ariel Waldman for pointing me to one of the most insightful news blogs I've ever seen - LOLTheNews. ...

Check out the rest of the fake ads created by the goons at Something Awful here....

My contribution to Retro Week for today is a piece written by another ex-contributor, Girl Arkansas. It's a beautifully written story that first appeared in January 2006, about first love in a small town, and just so happens to...

He has songs of wilderbeasts and angels, He has soared on the wings of a demon. Hell yeah, raise your devil horns for Ronnie James Dio... today on the veg. ...

Some things are funny. Other things are not funny. But both can be made more funny with The Benny Hill treatment. We've posted some examples you may have missed the first time around....

Remember those cows that invaded NYC a few years ago? Now there's The Vader Project - re-imaginings of the classic mask by contemporary artists, all on display at the Star Wars Celebration IV. Flickr set here. More about the...

A site that provides free movies and TV shows streamed over the internet is almost certainly illegal, no matter what country you're in, so we'd never recommend a site like Joox, which seems to be doing just that. Shame...

So, the blog's been kicking around for about two and a half years now. And I'd say in that time, I've had ten, maybe twenty, posts that were worth a damn. The rest have been self-indulgent musings about things...

- First rule of astronaut fight club...don't mess with Buzz Aldrin, because he may just go medieval on your ass. - Speaking of fight club, you don't really know pain until you've had a pocket protector shoved up your...

vs. What's better?...

Can you write one WITHOUT stating the obvious?...

Since I’ve only been contributing to YesButNoButYes for a tad less than a year, I don’t have a ton of wonderful posts to wade through for Retro Week, but I have contributed some videos that I’ll clump together for...

Today on the veg -- the mysteries of Easter Island ...

My first contribution to Retro Week is all about an honorary YesBut writer who brought new meaning to the the word disgruntled. In fact, if they didn't know who the Virginia Tech gunman was, I might have sent in...

- Rosie tapes video response wearing doo-rag, grateful dead bracelet and peace shirt. So go plant a tree. - Apple furious over new sex toy called iGasm. I'm shocked...there's a sex toy YesBut hasn't covered yet? - Trashball...for only...

Remember. ...

While we’re all on this nostalgia kick, we might as well see a movie about it. The tagline for the movie 5-25-77 is "Even after 30 years... you never forget your first time." More about the film at IGN....

Unlike the previous "Retro Week" entry, my venture into the archives is not at all poignant or historically significant. In other words, far more in line with the vast majority of our content. Back in 2005, Jellio stumbled across...

Here is a fantastic stop-motion "assrace" made by four high school students. ...

It's Retro Week at YesButNoButYes. What may seem initially like a bunch of us taking a week off from posting too much (as if), we're really going to be hand selecting stories we've run in the distant past that...

The only thing that can possibly save us is a giant ball of garbage! (via Transbuddha)...

It's Memorial Day weekend and nobody is online, so I thought it would be fun to revisit a classic net meme. Before there was Second Life and avatar sex, there was the AOL chat room and "cybering," and before...

You've probably read about the Saatchi campaign for Doc Martens using dead rockers, and the subsequent firing of aforementioned agency for releasing "non-commisioned" work. If you haven't...here. I only bring it up because I just found a site with...

A couple of years ago, we posted a link to Floyd's eBay auction, which offered his exclusive VoiceVertising services. The high bidder was Halls Fruit Breezers. Millions of PR impressions ensued (more or less). Years later, a quieter, more...

Today on the Veg - the genius of Eddie Izzard ...

According to Lostpedia, via Gothamist, the paper reads as follows: "The body of John Lantham of New York was found shortly after 4 am in the 4300 block of Grand Avenue. Ted Worden, a doorman at the Tower Lofts...

a bird poops on the President....

I put this together for mental_floss earlier this week. Are you a Nintendo Historian? Take the quiz and find out. About 10,000 people have been tested, with the average score 54%. Can you beat that? [Note: The quiz definitely...

- I admit, I've proposed some ideas that, in retrospect, really sucked. But not 30 million dollar ones. - How did I miss this? Recently, Howard admitted he has put a gun in his mouth and considered firing. -...

The first Star Wars film was released on May 25, 1977. Some who were around back then remember it as vividly as if it were yesterday. Lucasfilm is throwing a five-day party for the anniversary in Los Angeles, where...

Here's the problem: you want to wear an iconic t-shirt expressing your feelings towards your city. However, you're not sure love is the right emotion. Not yet. Now there's an intermediate step. I (stomach) NY. Or LA. Who's going...

A rap song about decorating your testicles to impress the ladies. Although it’s a cartoon, this is so NSFW that you’ll have to click through to see the video....

If ONLY it were this easy! (via Theater of the Absurd)...

Today on the Veg - Sucker punches ...

- A new Rosie & Elizabeth fight video over Bushie (with Joy chiming in for fun) It's long but it's good. - The top ten That's What She Said Star Wars moments. Who thinks this crap up? I really...

Over the last few days we've told the story of our exclusive interview with Bambi Woods (here, here and here) one of the most famous adult movie actresses of all time, due to her starring role in the original...

"Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End" *** (out of four): The third in the "Pirates" series achieves the unimaginable: a perfect balance of incomprehensible plot and spectacular action, all buoyed by Johnny Depp's inimitable Captain Jack Sparrow. For this...

(Thanks, CC - I don't care if it gets no entries, I just love this image) ...

Three minutes to blow your mind on a Hump Day Wednesday. Step 1. Hop over to GoHome Productions and download his latest Six Pack free. Step 2. Unzip the file, and play the track "Supreme Evil" Step 3. Marvel...

Today on the Veg - stage dives. ...

In the first part of our interview with Bambi Woods, she talked about her early life and how she came to star in one of the biggest adult movies of all times, Debbie Does Dallas. Today she talks about...

After 5 months, 20 plus weeks of Coke and Ford Commercials, and countless number of You Tube videos featuring Sanjaya Malaker'a hair and Antonella Barba's ass...ets, we get out last performance show. Haterade will tell you who wins it and...

- Let's start with a fight between an ex-Marine drill sargeant and Screech. This is pretty funny. - Haven't posted a time waster lately. Here's something pointless. Fire Gonzo out of a cannon. - They're creepy, they're crawly, and...

I don't even watch CSI: Miami, and I still found this hilarious. A true heir to the throne of Shatner, David Caruso knows exactly how to make use of a cheap pair of sunglasses and a stilted one-liner. If...

Every now and then a web link comes along shinning so bright it needs no introduction. So just trust me on this one, and feast your eyes on the treasures within: ‘The worst album covers ever created.’...

With Jerry Falwell (finally) six feet under, the animal kingdom has decided to come out of the closet....

Today on the Veg - All Along The Watchtower ...

LOL President is a place to send your best political macros. Although the Bush images are funniest, you should also take a look at the Roosevelt series. Related: LOL Candidates. (via Everlasting Blort)...

I saw this and was surprised they’d even try a terminator movie without Linda Hamilton and the Governator. But its a TV show. This from the YouTube post by CookiesfromHell: This trailer was shown during the FOX Upfront Presentation...

Bambi Woods, star of Debbie Does Dallas, one of the most famous adult movie stars of all time, mysteriously disappeared over 20 years ago, and since then, all attempts to track her down and find out what happened to...

From SuicideFood.com...dedicated to animals taking joy in their own demise. (just might skip lunch today)...

- Check out Songs for Ice Cream Trucks. I think this is what serial killers play before they go to work. - From the what-the-frick files...Anyone know what a collective string web is? Brooklyn can be really weird. -...

From today's mailbag: Dear Webmaster, Hi there! Forgive the intrusion...On behalf of Anheuser-Busch, we are the agency that handles Rolling Rock beer, and frankly, we need your help.... Dear Agency that handles Rolling Rock Beer (which I like) No,...

How to wear bacon on your head: Bacon Toupee. Bacon Hat. Bacon Hair Conditioner. Bacon Head Tattoo....

I'm not a plant from HBO. In fact, my current living arrangements leave me without cable entirely. It looks like the MTA won't foot the bill to have cable installed for us residents who live underneath the 59th Street...

I almost forgot to post this. For anyone following our big interview with Bambi Woods, but hasn't actually SEEN the movie, here it is, with all the distracting naughty stuff cut out, care of Collegehumor. ...

Although it’s only been open a couple of months, a restaurant in Volterra, Italy has a waiting list for reservations. And you have to go through a security check before you can get in. But that’s nothing, the chefs,...

It’s in Dubai, or will be eventually. They’re calling it the RAK Convention and Exhibition Center. (via Neatorama)...

Bambi Woods - one of the most famous adult movie stars of all time, and one of it's most enigmatic. She burst onto the scene in the 1978 "Debbie Does Dallas", became an international sensation, and then seemed to...

Today on the Veg - plane crashes. ...

On Saturday at Madison Square Garden, my wife and I took in Ricky Gervais' first full-length U.S. performance, as part of the High Line Festival. David Bowie opened the show with "Little Fat Man," from his legendary Extras cameo...

Feeling slightly vindicated today...weeks ago I said AJ wouldn't last through the last season. And while he proved too incompetent to get the job done, being wheeled into the rubber room lookin all stugots is almost as good. And...

- Carter calls Bush worst in history, Bush calls Carter irrelevant. Candy calls Paris immature... - This can't be real, right? They had to set up a camera under the tracks...or be really hammered. - OK, you have a...

Has anyone seen this Hair Stylist? A lot of horrible things happened last week, the on-going war, genocide, the polar ice caps are still melting, and a whole litter of legless Chihuahuas were born as a result of greed...

According to New York Magazine, Doug Brown, writer for the Denver Post, has a book proposal before editors about his (and his wife's) decision to have sex each day for 100 straight days. The book tells of their adventure...

Back at school, the good life frat down the row had a shirt printed up one Spring Party Weekend that read...The world is run by C students. Here's one now...Lil' Bush. Coming soon to Comedy Central....

Surely, someone here can do better than that....

Google sends us a hell of a lot of traffic - so far this year, about 100,000 visits per month. Yet search for the phrase yesbutnobutyes, and our actual site doesn't even appear on the first page. Bizarre. But...

Skip ahead about fifteen years and find out why Scaramouch will not let his daughter date Razen’s son. After all, he has a huge penis and his middle name is Danger. Check out Teenage Daughter today at Miss Cellania....

I feel like I’ve seen the entire movie now, and it’s a bit, uh, violent. Most of this footage won’t see network TV. John Rambo (Rambo 4) is scheduled for release in May 2008. Wikipedia has a plot synopsis....

Home stripper pole kits may seem like a great idea, but watch the NSFW video after the jump for an important lesson. ...

Earlier this week, Scaramouch asked for and received quick and expert help correcting an HTML issue. I'm going back to the well, hoping another reader can lend me his or her expertise. What I want to do is capture...

Meet another new member of the YBNBY team, baby Scaramouch (or maybe we need another name, seeing as it's a girl) That last yawn is clearly an indictment on our recent postings. Expect out-of-womb shots within 9 weeks. ...

Sometimes there's just no way to tell someone you're happy they don't have Cancer. Personally, I have a hard time discussing my company's masturbation policies. And "this guy I know" couldn't properly express to his girlfriend how happy he...

At Dee's Nuts we believe in quality. That's why all of our nuts are CLEAVAGE FILTERED. What does this mean for you? We remove impurities and enhance the taste of our nuts by filtering them between the breasts of...

"Shrek the Third" *** (out of four): The domestication of the Ogre continues unabated in this third - and possibly last - installment of the increasingly-sanitized animated franchise. Time was, an ogre would spend his days in a swamp, wallowing...

Time for a little pandering to the YBNBY audience... My promise to you: no cartoons and nothing from Splash -- just sexy, beautiful mermaids, today on the veg. ...

Every week I look forward to receiving the b3ta newsletter. This week, Spartacus_mill made a Star Wars video in silent movie style, entitled Droid Soup. At first I thought I’d seen it before, but no, this one is new...

Debbie Does Dallas. It's one of the top five grossing porn films of all time, and probably one of the most well known movies titles in any genre. Released hot on the heels of Deep Throat and The Devil...

Ill-defined Job Titles What in the hell do half of the people you work with actually do? I mean what does the Account Coordinator actually coordinate? What exactly does the Chief Operations Officer operate? And what in gods name...

- Hillary needs your help. Does she go with the cover of the Monkey's tune...or the Jesus Jones hit. - In one of the funniest (and gayest) bits to ever appear on Conan, three guys compare belly buttons -...

Commemorate the death of Jerry Falwell with your very own Dick in a Box T Shirt from T Shirt Hell. ...

Was everyone surprised that Melinda was voted off? So was Haterade - but he didn't have her winning the competition. Find out who he thinks will win the competition and why Melinda's loss wasn't a shock - it just came...

Mindstorms may get all the hype, but the real action is in Lego animation... Brickfilms, today on the veg. ...

The other day, I posted a link to the RayBan campaign urging us to "never hide". I'm glad to see British skin care company Elave have really taken that to heart. (NSFW) ...

"The Wendell Baker Story" ** (out of four): Writer/co-director/star Luke Wilson's mildly diverting but frustratingly uneven story of a small-time con artist trying to go the straight-and-narrow. There's a sweet story of a small-time loser getting a second chance somewhere...

For movie buffs and number geeks, here's 100 Movies, 100 Quotes, 100 Numbers. Alonzo Mosley of the La-La Land Library took on quite a challenge for his first video project. (via Militant Platypus)...

Who is the leader in the race to give Christianity a bad name? Who trumps Jerry Falwell in bigotry, judgement, and hatred? You guessed it -the “Reverend” Fred Phelps. And now guess who is planning to picket Falwell’s funeral?...

We've done this once before, to rave reviews. Angry About Nothing stepped in last month and earned herself a spot on the YesButNoButYes editorial team. Today's pinch hitter is looking to win friends and influence people to head over...

I like when news anchors break character. And snort....

Jerry Falwell: Now in a Brand New Dead Version!

A 1 minute clip of the new version of "The Bionic Woman" has popped up online. It's being produced by David Eick (Battlestar Galactica) and is set to air this fall. The sneak peek is after the jump....

If you are in New York, Los Angeles, San Francisco, or Chicago, you can get a report every week on where the free booze is. Or free music, or whatever. MyOpenBar.com will send you a newsletter, or you can...

The perfect time to question your best friend’s masculinity is at his wedding reception. The bride will probably forgive him (eventually), but I’m not sure about great-aunt Agatha. (via Arbroath)...

There's truly no place like it, and if the developers have their way it will soon be gone. Coney Island through the years, today on the veg. ...

It's the Round 3 of, we get 3 songs, and even Hat3rad3 gets into the spirit...a little. But who's leaving - and does this week even matter as to the outcome?...

In my opinion, we could do with a lot more of this type of thing in the NFL....

Dee Snider of Twisted Sister is not one to be messed with. I must have missed this the first time around....

It's a good thing I was born without a soul or this clip wouldn't be nearly as funny. (Thanks to Phil for the tip)...

22 years of acid fried rock, wild experimentation, and fearless creativity, they're a lesson in growing old gracefully. The strange and wonderful journey of The Flaming Lips, today on a super-sized veg. ...

If you're like me, you stopped caring about the TV show Lost quite a while ago. But some people are still enjoying the thing and there's been some huge spoilering going over by someone named Lost108 on various websites...

From Good Magazine, here are some New York ad rates. Your eyeballs are a valuable commodity. This reminds me, I need to look for a job. (via Mental Floss)...

Least that's what the nurse said....Dad's so proud of you! Plus, there's nothing like getting an early shot at causing my offspring shame and embarrassment. Sometime around the year 2021, I'll show him this blogpost and he'll hate me...

Anyone out there watch Heroes? If you like watching the bad guys go down hard, you weren't disappointed last night. So, what do we think? Does New York blow up next week, or doesn't it?...

- We can make you better, faster, stronger, hotter...Jamie Sommers comes back to the small screen this fall. - A great clip from last week's SNL. Big Boobed Einstein and Chesty Churchill save the world...along with Lassie. - You've...

Jingle Jugs, “the trophy rack you’ve always wanted.” A Fathers Day gift for the easily amused....

Third Wave Ska... it was the future until the future caught up with it.

They sure don't sell 'em like they used to... 1970's toy commercials, today on the veg. ...

- Call it open source, call it co-creation, or call it unashamedly cheesy, it's the 999 Borats project. - But if you do want to play along, and Borat's just a little too much effort, how about an MTV...

And speaking of the Sopranos...holy crap, was that a good episode. Thoughts?...

Looks like there is some kind of controversy in the sex toy industry. On the one hand, there is George W. Tush. On the other hand, there is the Bushplug. Which one is the original buttplug? Does it matter?...

I'm sitting in the Garden State Diner at Newark Airport, waiting for a flight to Austin, and I realize they have free WiFi. So I hop into Second Life, and visit the Jersey Diner we have on Crayonville Island....

Photo via BubbleGum Fink....

I'm putting out a request out to see if one of our readers can help us. We've been getting reports of a bug that only seems to happen with IE on a PC, but it's not something that I...

Tania Derveaux is running for the Senate in Belgium on the NEE party ticket. She has some interesting campaign promises. NSFW. NEE works around political awareness and offers voters in Belgium the option to vote 'NEE' if they find...

As we head into the finals of American Idol, I can't help feeling there's something that the final three all seem to lack. What could it be? Oh yes - a great mugshot. ...

I have to give some props to the Feed Company, a group claiming to be able to create viral videos on spec. That's an incredibly tall order - all my experience tells me that if you purposefully set out...

I know Mother's Day is just around the corner, but that doesn't mean it's too early to start thinking of what to get the your Dad for Father's Day. Here's a nice suggestion - stretch-lace boxers. Now the big...

Probably the single best fan film of all time. The attention to detail is stunning. ...

Those sites that claim to rank blogs and bloggers into rankings with an A-List, B-List and so on, are pretty pathetic, and I really never like to mention them. Unless we make the A-list with a "very high authority"...

He’s not saying anything you haven’t heard or thought before, but the way he says it tickles me....

One of the early comments in Razen's now-famous Open Letter to the Teenagers I Chased Down the Street Last Night came from Cindy (Lady Scaramouch). It was brilliant and buried under all the other comments and deserves a wider audience....

Muppets and experimental rock from Portland - Mahna Mahna vs Monemena, today on the veg. ...

See, even retarded kids can do it. Dirty Bitches That Refuse to Wash-Up: Since when did the confines of the white-collar workforce become a third world country? I’ve had a lot of jobs in my adventures as a temporary...

Anyone can be hot in cyberspace....

- I can honestly say I've never seen a horny dolphin...until now. And why is the guy so into it? - Speaking of animals doing weird shit. In a battle between a cat and a turtle, who normally wins?...

Avril Lavigne: Corporate Whore or International Slut? ...

"28 Weeks Later..." ** (out of four): Sequel to "28 Days Later" ditches its promising opening premise in favor of convenient plot contrivances and increasingly shaky handheld camerawork. In 2002, “28 Days Later...” opened in theaters with the promise: “Danny...

Talking dragons, singing bugs, Sleestaks, Bigfoot and Ruth Buzzi... a magical, musical journey through the psychedelic opening sequences of Sid and Marty Krofft, today on the veg. ...

You guys think you’re so sly. This is what women see when you are looking the other way, no matter how circumspect you think you appear....

Because no one listens, I mean REALLY listens to music anymore.

- Jared Fogle, of Subway sandwich fame, ran a porn rental service out of his dorm room. That's awesome. - Ear wax problem? No time to waste. You only have a few short hours to buy a single Q-tip...

Echowood is fascinated with Back to the Future, as he pointed out earlier today. He’s not alone. The three movies have been deconstructed and charted by the chronologers at Wikipedia. This chart is accompanied by an even more detailed...

Hi, I’m Angry About Nothing, my hobbies include and are strictly limited to bitching about everything. The fine staff here at YBNBY have asked me to share a few thoughts (i.e. opinions) with you from time to time. Though...

This email just arrived for us regarding our MySpace Page: Hi YesButNoButYes, Jesus would like to be added to your MySpace friends list. By accepting Jesus as your friend, you will be able to send Jesus personal messages, view...

Hello teenage girls, I'm the crazy neighbor who made your night a living hell....

What killed all the men? What is DC counting down to? Who was the first American monkey in space? Who are the Eternals? When is a heist a bad idea? Every Wednesday we run down the 5 most interesting...

From Hollywood... Almost live... It's The Gong Show! - today on the veg....

Finally, a Rube Goldberg contraption for pyromaniacs. Kids, don’t try this at home! At least not in MY neighborhood. From College Humor....

Get a rather detailed tour of locations from Back to the Future.

On a night where we had Bee Gee songs, there will be no bad 'Staying Alive' references, because three of these people sang like they no longer wanted to be on the show. With a choice of singers to select...

I have no clue, about the picture or what the caption should be. Found at Say No To Crack....

Kind of a creepy little Hamas children's show featuring what sure looks like Mickey Mouse calling for resistance against infidels. Military force may not be able to stop Islamic terrorism but let's see what Disney's lawyers can do to them....

Double Viking has published A Playlist for Life’s “Special” Moments. You can load up your iPod with appropriate tunes for stalking, banging your buddy's new wife, masturbation, and other fun activities. (Thanks, Jan!)...

Found at Blosker, where you can see a larger picture if you are small-print impaired. Remember this next time you take advantage of a “free condom” handout....

The Arcade Fire, a reunited Rage Against the Machine and... Scarlett Johannson? It's Coachella 2007, today on the veg....

We are down to the round of 4, and it's 'Anyone's Game'...or is it? Who is definitely safe and who has the edge to go home?...

- I was never a Transformers guy. But the thought of Shia Lebouef squished by a robot intrigues me. - Satan dating Ann Coulter...no big surprise. Speaking through Nickleback...that caught me off guard. - But...I need to know what...

Spiderman, through the years, today on the veg. (* Updated to include something I really shouldn't have forgotten)...

Paris Hilton must report to prison on June 5th. How will she get along in the Big House? Some tips on prison survival for Paris....

- This didn't take long. Edward Norton will be the new Hulk. And he'll have Liv Tyler at his side. - And speaking of super heroes. Did anyone doubt Spiderman was gonna make a bazillion dollars? - Ever wanted...

You may recall the term “voluminous ejaculate” came from the item on porn star Peter North. There’s a major controversy going on at Wikipedia over Peter North’s penis size. A few weeks ago, I would have been surprised, but...

We've shared stories of crazy roommates, inappropriate co-workers and kids. Now let's talk about terrible dates. Last night I had the pleasure of sitting beside a failing date of epic proportions. He was roughly 45; she was ten years...

Paris Hilton and her new boobs were sentenced to 45 days in jail today for violating her probation by driving on a suspended liscence. Her mother Kathy has her priorities in the right place, saying “I can't believe all...

• If Fred Thompson gets into the Presidential race, equal time rules may force TNT to work some non-Law & Order programming into the rotation. • (Possibly) coming soon: Dancing With The Stars: Wii Edition. • And by the...

Oops, I'm a little late for lunch on this one but here it is anyway. The pride of New Jersey public access: The Uncle Floyd Show, today on the veg....

- Never too young to start counting friends. Now it's Disney's turn at the social network thing. - In the universe of odd things to build, I'll bet a mechanical spider ranks in the top two or three. -...

Let's be honest. Not much work gets done on Friday. So while you're running out the clock, head over to mental_floss and test your knowledge of advertising's best jingles. Perform well and brag about it all weekend. And while...

Now available at the Stripperzone - Bubble Wrap Bikinis. Gives a whole new meaning to popping her cherry. ...

Not since SETI@home has the combined might of the internet been used to solve such a haunting dilemma - the position of Michael Jackson's white glove. ...

Underwater videographer Jay Garbose has worked for the Discovery Channel and for National Geographic. He was diving near Juno Beach, Florida when his camera caught an unusual creature measuring seven to ten feet long. The jury is out on...

Because I know all you people are suckers for cute animal videos. Vote on Webjunk's Poll of the 40 Greatest Animal Webstars, neatly timed to coincide with an upcoming VH1 Special, Animals and other crap (I kid you not)....

Editor's Note - Homeless Frank lives in front of the building where I work. I pay him food in return for blog entries. For this one he got a pack of Newports. I've corrected spelling and grammar; all thoughts...

Hey everybody it's Mr. Show with Bob and David, today on the veg....

"Spider-Man 3" *** (out of four): Comic-adaptation auteur Sam Raimi scores a hat trick with this muddled but thoroughly entertaining addition to the web-slinging series. While not quite as evenly-crafted as its predecessors, “Spider-man 3” is a fitting addition to...

"Waitress" *** (out of four): Wistful tale of a small-town waitress in a loveless marriage with a bun (and a pie) in the oven is more sweet than saccharine thanks to a smart script and solid performances. It’s time for...

Movie trailers don't always need to explain the plot of the film they're advertising. Sometimes, as in the case of Napoleon Dynamite, the movie lacks a plot entirely. This is the trailer for Superbad....

- Why do I love it so much when someone drops an F-bomb in the middle of the news. Must be the reactions. - Did you know you could buy Manhattan if your movie is big enough? Hey, it's...

Isn't math a wonderful thing? See the Naked Geometry video after the jump....

All is right in the world. Britney Spears started her comeback tour at the San Diego House of Blues last night. At a marathon-like 16 minutes, I'm amazed her heart didn't explode half-way through the set....

It took my seven year old son three games to do it, but he finally got his first hit in Little League, and luckily, I had my camphone on hand. Nice one, Sam. ...

Public Meltdowns: People losing it in a public way, today on the veg....

Back in the day before videotape, I watched 2001: A Space Odyssey several times at the theater (when movies were re-released every two years). I was young, but I wanted to "get it." I'm glad to know I wasn't...

Did everyone happen to catch what happened on Digg yesterday? Short synopsis: 1. User posts code that can crack encryption on new HD-DVDs 2. Post is deleted by moderators in response to a cease-and-desist letter by MPAA 3. Another...

Cute puppy! Tanks and dinosaurs! Hulk pissed off! Crap! 52! 52! 52! And Free Comics! Every Wednesday we run down the 5 most interesting comics and graphic novels that come out this week....

- Hey, we appear to be sponsoring a porn podcast. Cool...our transformation is nearly complete. - The Webby winners have been announced, and once again...maybe we need more porn content. - Tonight on Lost, we see how Ben caught...

Last week, American Idol gave back a second chance to one singer - but tempered it by eliminating 2 of them this week. With Bon Jovi performing and with the theme being rock, we'll soon find out who gives...

If you’ve always wanted to play Hawkeye or Trapper or BJ, here’s your chance! All it will take is $300,000 or so and a trip to the Czech Republic to pick it up. Yes, eBay has a Mobile Army...

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Editor's Note - Homeless Frank lives in front of the building where I work. I pay him food in return for blog entries. For this one he got 2 tins of offbrand tuna, a can of Black Cherry soda...

The artists at Something Awful spent the month of April creating “Porn Not-Porn”. The premise: Take a pornography scene and paint it into something that’s no longer porn. Eleven pages of it, quite funny, but probably still NSFW. My...

Eating lunch in the wild with Bear Grylls, today on the veg....

Every evening, my children ask me how many New York City jobs I applied for that day. After seeing this horror flick, my stomach feels a little queasy. Even if reality is half that bad, I have to wonder...

No one Idol is going to be booted on a benefit show. No one Idol is going to be booted this week, either - we're getting rid of two. See who Haterade thinks you need to worry about -...

- Did you know fired US attorney David Iglesias was the inspiration for A Few Good Men? Check him out on Real Time. - We may have linked to this before, but I don't care. How often do you...