Back when I was in Big Brother Second Life, I met Lillani, who I termed the Martha Stewart of BSDM. She's an accomplished scripter, and I always keep on eye on her blog to see if she announces any new creations. And this morning, I was not disappointed by a couple of new additions to her catalog, which contain J Peterman-worthy descriptions:

The Real Dick Ultra. A nice, no-spam dick which has soft/hard/hidden modes, and can pee, cum, and spray (don't ask!). It has flexible pubic hair, and the density of the pubic hair can be controlled via a HUD..... also, the color of the dick can be changed via the HUD. If you want a wonderful dick that does spew out green text that is something akin to married sex (in other words you know what the dick will do before it does).... then this is the dick for you!

The Metal Bitch. The strap on of all strap ons.... a nice little piece of work. It's a single attachment that has six styles of dildo play, accessible just by clicking a menu button. Whether your a mild Bitch or a hardcore blood Bitch, the Metal Bitch has something to appease you.

If people tell you that Second Life is just full or porn, gambling and cybersex, don't believe a word of it. I've always wanted a no-spam dick.