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That Britney Smell

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Who wouldn't want to smell like this?

How do you bottle crazy? And what does crazy smell like? I like to think it has notes of anxiety induced sweat, shaved hair, and a waft of "I wrote this letter to you in my own blood." The good folks at Elizabeth Arden are close to releasing Britney Spears' newest fragrance, with the ambiguous name of "Midnight Fantasy."

After all, nothing sells perfume like a bald has-been teen-pop idol who just did a stint in rehab. What's next, the Gary Busey Relaxation Sound Machine? The Jennifer Lopez Marriage Counseling Guides?

Feel free to fill up the comments sections with what you think the name "Midnight Fantasy" really stands for.

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6 Comments

Probably smells like a merkin.

said woods on April 20, 2007 11:33 AM.

Probably smells like a merkin.

said woods on April 20, 2007 11:33 AM.

a pleasant blend of a truckstop bathroom floor, overpriced weed, and slim-jims.

said Yurko on April 20, 2007 11:43 AM.

The tears of a clown.

said El Queso Grande on April 20, 2007 12:57 PM.

LOL @ woods.

"Midnight Fantasy" = Quiffer

said Clutch on April 20, 2007 3:02 PM.

Probably a mix of stale cigarettes, vodka, Summer's Eve with a hint of possum.

said landrew on April 20, 2007 4:00 PM.
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