Who wouldn't want to smell like this?
How do you bottle crazy? And what does crazy smell like? I like to think it has notes of anxiety induced sweat, shaved hair, and a waft of "I wrote this letter to you in my own blood." The good folks at Elizabeth Arden are close to releasing Britney Spears' newest fragrance, with the ambiguous name of "Midnight Fantasy."
After all, nothing sells perfume like a bald has-been teen-pop idol who just did a stint in rehab. What's next, the Gary Busey Relaxation Sound Machine? The Jennifer Lopez Marriage Counseling Guides?
Feel free to fill up the comments sections with what you think the name "Midnight Fantasy" really stands for.
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Probably smells like a merkin.
Probably smells like a merkin.
a pleasant blend of a truckstop bathroom floor, overpriced weed, and slim-jims.
The tears of a clown.
LOL @ woods.
"Midnight Fantasy" = Quiffer
Probably a mix of stale cigarettes, vodka, Summer's Eve with a hint of possum.