The Smoking Gun has a copy of the play written by Virginia Tech murderer Cho Seung-Hui. It's called Richard McBeef.
Had I read this before, I'm not sure I'd have fingered him as a mass murderer. But I would have steered him away from playwriting.
Just a few of the highlights:
"You ain't my dad and you know it, you Dick!"
"Man-to-man up your ass, bud!"
"Get your hands off me you sicko! Damn you, you Catholic priest! Just stop it, Michael Jackson. Let me guess, you have a pet named Dick in Neverland Ranch and you want me to go with you to pet him, right?"
"You committed a conspiracy. Just like what the government has done to John Lennon and Marilyn Monroe."
"You want me to stick this remote control up your ass, buddy! You ain't even worth it, man. This remote was five bucks."
"[Out of sheer desecrated hurt and anger, Richard lifts his large arms and swings a deadly blow at the thirteen year old boy.]"
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So, its a kid's movie?
dammit wherte can i find a downloadable version !
This is the funniest play i have ever read. I could not stop laughing.
I didnt find it sick or twisted at all.
=D
Does this mean im psychotic?
=S
I am Richard McBeef. This play angers me.
Hey, you can find the full text at Celtx Project Central, PC dot Celtx dot com.