Through a series of accounting mistakes and critical oversights, I've been made the newest contributor to the YBNBY team. In an effort to get everyone comfortable with my addition, I thought I'd give you some snippets about my life.

I distinctly remember my brother and me picking lead-based paint chips off the wall of our childhood home and eating them. I thought my "net handle" Echowood was awesome back in 1994. Of course, I also owned Vanilla Ice's "To The Extreme" and claimed to my friends that he was the next Beatles back then too. While I don't define myself as a cat person, I screamed out my cat's name mid-coitus with an ex-girlfriend. I once used the term "drop some knowledge" and, due to the scornful glances, I haven't used it since. I have a strong aversion to eggs and anyone who calls someone else "chief," unless they're referring to a person of high-position in a Native-American community.

For more, my personal blog can be found here.