It never fed me, so I'm OK.

Waiter, I was unable to finish Ms. O'Donnell in one sitting. May I trouble you for a doggy bag?

Boy, this is a setback to the Southpaw's pitching career.

what's green, scaly, has four legs and one arm?

"Nahhh... we crocs are very literal. What would I want with applause?"

i hope he's a righty.

Hey... ya' need a hand?

Hey is that watch band alligator skin?

I wanted the "Crocodile Hunter" but all I ended up with was this crappy hand.

Get a grip

Well, you guys can carry around a lucky rabbit's foot!

The Gators are National Champions... let's give 'em a hand.

You needn't fear him; he's armless

Thing can't come to the phone right now...

Tick-Tock! Tick-Tock!

(C'mon, that should have been the first one...)

It's not wise to shake your fist at Wally the Gator.

Upon further examination, Dr. Weiskabibble was forced to admit that this was *not* a case of foot-in-mouth disease.

Hoping to stem further panic, Dr. Weiskabibble hastily reassured the locals that this was *not* a case of foot-in-mouth disease.

Give me the finger? I take the whole hand...

why are all these people with cameras and theses film crews taking all these pictures of me!?...

..christ i hope i don't have anything stuck in my teeth.

Tastes like chicken

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Teacher
Teacher who?
Teacher to knock on an alligator!

thats what he gets for taking my WII remote

Has anybody got a toothpick?

Do you like my new handbag?

Righty Tighty
Lefty REALLY LOOSEY

URP!! so i said to the guy can ya give m a hand... get it? aaah i just kill me sometimes, we and him too...

URP!! so i said to the guy can ya give me a hand... get it? aaah i just kill me sometimes, well and him too...

tastes nothing like chickin...

"thats not what i meant when i said 'hand to mouth'"!!

armed and dangerous