When I got this picture in the mail, my first thought was a caption competition. But since I'm such a prude and this may be borderline NSFW, the picture is after the jump. Give us your best caption, I know you've got it in you!
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Helmut decides to try the American beer.
Schlitz Gay has introduced it new 5 1/2 inch tap for those picky about their beer.
Schlitz's new 'Hobo Filtered' brew does nothing to win over fickle European markets.
And the beer tastes just like piss...
(this wonderful photo must have inspired jerry dammers to pen the lovely "Niteklub" back in 1979)
Here comes the beer.
Hans tries out the new "Golden Shower Ale" from a daring new tap being tested in an Oktoberfest fringe market.
like that T-Shirt Quote
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Beer Out
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"New Fosters head tap, don't lose your head."
Almost 40 years since the "canal incident," and everything still pretty much tastes like candy. This is the glory and the curse of Augustus Gloop.
Urine for the greatest beer ever!!
But...but...the investment firm said "Free Willy" beer and showed me a picture of a whale.
Despite the occasional tap-puller, Franz only sold a wee bit of his micro-brew, compared to Helga's Licker Longer Lager.
The community was in an uproar: Who let the brewer eat asparagus?
The community was in an uproar: Who let the brewer eat asparagus?
The perfect beer pour should have 1-1 1/2 inches of head on it.
Der Fetisch--a new brew that is the perfect combination of German beer and German sexuality.
Ugh...this piss tastes just like BEER!
Love that foamy head.
"Works every time."
"Shcwangg's: A strong golden brew with surprisingly good head!"
Jiz: a frothy, full-bodied brew that goes down easy. Made from men, for men.
Jiz: Start your night with a golden stream of quality.
I actually won the "Caption List" Contest on Dlisted for this very picture. My caption was "The female mannequin dispenses Bloody Maries".
Enjoy the pungent flavor of new Drop Trail Ale
Budweiser's new "truth in advertising" campaign.
the line-up for octoberfest sausage is around back
you should see the octoberfest sausage dispenser