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When I got this picture in the mail, my first thought was a caption competition. But since I'm such a prude and this may be borderline NSFW, the picture is after the jump. Give us your best caption, I know you've got it in you!

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Picture from Just Elite Sex.

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Helmut decides to try the American beer.

said Cheryl on April 10, 2007 8:31 PM.

Schlitz Gay has introduced it new 5 1/2 inch tap for those picky about their beer.

said Aaron Campbell on April 11, 2007 12:28 AM.

Schlitz's new 'Hobo Filtered' brew does nothing to win over fickle European markets.

said alphamonkey on April 11, 2007 12:35 AM.

And the beer tastes just like piss...

(this wonderful photo must have inspired jerry dammers to pen the lovely "Niteklub" back in 1979)

said juls on April 11, 2007 1:53 AM.

Here comes the beer.

said Beth on April 11, 2007 2:08 AM.

Hans tries out the new "Golden Shower Ale" from a daring new tap being tested in an Oktoberfest fringe market.

said PR on April 11, 2007 4:39 AM.

like that T-Shirt Quote

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Beer In

Beer Out
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said Vivek on April 11, 2007 6:04 AM.

"New Fosters head tap, don't lose your head."

said Alex on April 11, 2007 7:15 AM.

Almost 40 years since the "canal incident," and everything still pretty much tastes like candy. This is the glory and the curse of Augustus Gloop.

said Le Cracquere on April 11, 2007 8:14 AM.

Urine for the greatest beer ever!!

said Bill on April 11, 2007 8:19 AM.

But...but...the investment firm said "Free Willy" beer and showed me a picture of a whale.

said El Queso Grande on April 11, 2007 8:55 AM.

Despite the occasional tap-puller, Franz only sold a wee bit of his micro-brew, compared to Helga's Licker Longer Lager.

said clamdigger on April 11, 2007 11:46 AM.

The community was in an uproar: Who let the brewer eat asparagus?

said brandname on April 11, 2007 12:43 PM.

The community was in an uproar: Who let the brewer eat asparagus?

said brandname on April 11, 2007 12:43 PM.

The perfect beer pour should have 1-1 1/2 inches of head on it.

said ill Neal on April 11, 2007 1:14 PM.

Der Fetisch--a new brew that is the perfect combination of German beer and German sexuality.

said Tuffy on April 11, 2007 1:44 PM.

Ugh...this piss tastes just like BEER!

said Dunnski on April 11, 2007 2:02 PM.

Love that foamy head.

said gomer on April 11, 2007 2:04 PM.

"Works every time."

said Billy Dee Williams on April 11, 2007 3:23 PM.

"Shcwangg's: A strong golden brew with surprisingly good head!"

said Mooncity on April 11, 2007 4:04 PM.

Jiz: a frothy, full-bodied brew that goes down easy. Made from men, for men.

Jiz: Start your night with a golden stream of quality.

said Willygonzo on April 11, 2007 4:42 PM.

I actually won the "Caption List" Contest on Dlisted for this very picture. My caption was "The female mannequin dispenses Bloody Maries".

said Randi on April 11, 2007 11:54 PM.

Enjoy the pungent flavor of new Drop Trail Ale

said Brian on April 12, 2007 8:16 AM.

Budweiser's new "truth in advertising" campaign.

said BcR on April 16, 2007 10:13 PM.

the line-up for octoberfest sausage is around back

said jerry can on June 7, 2007 7:06 PM.

you should see the octoberfest sausage dispenser

said jerry can on June 7, 2007 7:07 PM.
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