So... we need a favor, and we'll do one in return.

YesButNoButYes has been sitting just over 1000 on Technorati for a while, and I keep hoping it'll flip under 1000, but no luck so far. Of course, it really doesn't matter one way or another, but it's niggling at me like a poppy seed between my teeth that I can't quite reach with my tongue. So I thought I'd see if we could effect some change ourselves.

What we need is for anyone out there with a blog who hasn't linked to us in the last 180 days to do so, and give Technorati a ping. I figure, we'll probably get to under 1000 with maybe 30-40 links. You can link to any of our 5000 posts, doesn't really matter which.

In return, for anyone that does, email us with the link and I'll write one ginormous post giving you all a link and thank you back. It'll be a complete lovefest.

This is it, people, democracy at work. Or Payola. One of the two.

UPDATE: 10 hours later, mission accomplished. Thanks everyone - I'll write up those who helped and emailed me later today.

I'm not much of a gamer, but I love logic puzzles. Orbox B sucked up a big chunk of my time last night. Just try to get to the exit on each level. Infinitely frustrating. Videos and passwords for each level are available (after the jump) thanks to Farker Wind Delay.

Nude Suits, a part of the Text*iles art portfolio. All I can find out is the creator is named Matthew. Six pictures, not all of them this fetching.

(via Dump Trumpet)

It's Wrestlemania Week on the veg! Today, classic Mean Gene Okerlund interviews from the '80's.

Back when I was in Big Brother Second Life, I met Lillani, who I termed the Martha Stewart of BSDM. She's an accomplished scripter, and I always keep on eye on her blog to see if she announces any new creations. And this morning, I was not disappointed by a couple of new additions to her catalog, which contain J Peterman-worthy descriptions:

The Real Dick Ultra. A nice, no-spam dick which has soft/hard/hidden modes, and can pee, cum, and spray (don't ask!). It has flexible pubic hair, and the density of the pubic hair can be controlled via a HUD..... also, the color of the dick can be changed via the HUD. If you want a wonderful dick that does spew out green text that is something akin to married sex (in other words you know what the dick will do before it does).... then this is the dick for you!

The Metal Bitch. The strap on of all strap ons.... a nice little piece of work. It's a single attachment that has six styles of dildo play, accessible just by clicking a menu button. Whether your a mild Bitch or a hardcore blood Bitch, the Metal Bitch has something to appease you.

If people tell you that Second Life is just full or porn, gambling and cybersex, don't believe a word of it. I've always wanted a no-spam dick.

As midnight rolls around, it's time to fess up. Twitterati.net was, of course, that most evil of things - a product of April Fool's. If you were one of the ones who were sucked in, you have my apologies, and don't worry, you were in good company.

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