Comics are great because as they get older not only do they get more valuable (at least my future children hope so because they ain't going to no college unless a certain Mr. Spiderman can afford to send them) but they also get funnier. Thank god our use of language changes over the years because it makes our old comics look stupid and that's funny.
Here's a collection of the Top 15 Funniest Unintentionally Funny Comic Book Panels of All Time.
15. Joker's Boner
I think most of the comic goes on like this. That's all the Joker ever talks about, really.
14. Rod! Rod! Rod!
I can't tell if she's hoping for it or is suddenly surprised by it.
13. Archie Beats off
How convenient that the water comes up to their waists.
12. Shut up, Sue
This one really isn't too unusual for early Fantastic Four comics. Sue really didn't know her place back then.
11. Spider-spunk
Aunt May should know better than to snoop around a teenage boy's room.
10. Wonder Woman's eye-lash emergency
God, women can be so vain.
9. Captain America, wanker
This one's for our Cockney audience.
8. Butt-stroked?
No idea what this is from or what butt-stroking means to this guy but it's funny that this isn't the first time it's happened to him.
7. Barry Arren, Frash
It's one thing to have a character that's an insensitive stereotype, but did the editor really have to get in on it too?
6. Robin takes off his panties
I'm sure this little perv does this all the time. I mean look at who his role model is.
5. Dr. Doom and Crazy Black Man
Most likely this one actually intended to be funny but was it meant to be a story that showed how it's hard for a pimp working with a Dr. Doom tranny?
4. Wonder Woman - just like a woman only smart
Well you really can't say this guy is a mysoginist. He's totally got respect for Wonder Woman so that's pretty progressive of him.
3. Hope she has a safe word
It's hard to believe this one is real and that any version of Batman in the last 60 something years would sound natural saying this. But there it is.
2. Lois' morning after
Robots just don't quit unless you let them go around back. Lois learned the hard way.
1. Oh, Batman. You didn't.
This is my all-time favorite. That Batman has really got problems.
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This is priceless!
I like how Wonder Women could not breathe with tape over her eyes and mouth. That is too funny she most of had a pretty bad cold in that issue.
Sadly, as I see it, the Batman's line/balloon in the last panel is clipped. (That "papa spank" line is from BATMAN #1, the first Catwoman story, as I remember it...perhaps this was the DC folks' idea of witty flirting repartee.
Panel 8 -
Butt-stroking is to be clocked with the butt of a gun, usually a rifle.
Still sounds really uncomfortable in the panel :P
I am in tears!
That Spiderman strip- how did Peter explain?
"I don't know Aunt May - I just did a wrist movement and..."
From T4td (Thought 4 the Day)
Ripping off Superdickery.com, are we?
This is fantastic; the Captain America 'WANK', especially, never fails to make me laugh.
although much of this is too complicated for my woman's brain, its hard to pick a favorite - #4 kills me!
I don't see a single comic there NOT found on superdickery. What a rip off. You should be ashamed.
Cartoon #8. Butt-Stroking
This refers to the use of the butt of a rifle in bayonet fighting. A vertical butt-stroke is the up swing of the rifle butt into the chin or face of the adversary. A horizontal butt-stroke is a pushing side swing of the rifle butt into the side of the adversary's head. Both motions are made with a quick snap and follow-through. Both are followed up with the the butt then pushed ("smashed") straight into the adversary's face.
Great, great list. And you managed to pull it off without any allusions to Batman / Robin gay love. Cheers.
I don't get the one about things being too complicated for a woman's brain, though. I'm just surprised medical science had identified this as early as the 40s.
This was all hilarious when I first read it at Superdickery. Man, that site is great.
BATMAN DID ROBIN IN THE BUTT!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAA
HOLY BUTT-NUTS, BATMAN!!!!
this is a bullshit ripoff
internet is full of plagiarists and fraudsters these days
Comic books are for gayfers.
the internet is full of people who just talk shit about other people because they arent looking them in the face...didnt your mother ever teach you that if you dont have something nice/constructive to say, then dont say anything at all??
wow I've got tons of these, they're even funnier then these - I'll post them sometime!
I'd never seen 'em before, and I thought they were hi-larious....
> the internet is full of people who just talk shit about other people because they arent looking them in the face...
That really is the big disadvantage of the 'net. I lose all the joy of watching you squirm.
> didnt your mother ever teach you that if you dont have something nice/constructive to say, then dont say anything at all??
That's your defense? Awesome. They call the author on plagiarism and you say it isn't friendly to point out when someone is being a total ass-hat.
I guess that settles it. Author copies without sourcing? Better not say anything, it isn't PC. I mean, you can't refute that kind of logic.
I bet you that some of it is intentional, but cleverly subversive.
That was extremely funny hahahahaha
FYI. Number 5. with Doctor Doom and Crazy black man is actually a real super character from the comic book Power Man and Iron Fist. The crazy black man as you do call him is Power Man and he was partners with Iron Fist (A martial artist). The comic book ended with the death of Iron Fist however.
The Dogs Bollocks, not to defend a total asshat or anything, but I THINK sickofreaderposts' comment referred to Not a Nerd's stunning relation of comic books with homosexuality. If that were the case, sickofreaderposts wouldn't be too far off. If you're correct, however, I fully support your asshat diagnosis.
Murphy
P.S. Chicken Bollocks
That's farking funny!!
That's farking funny!!
> the internet is full of people who just talk shit
> about other people because they arent looking
> them in the face...didnt your mother ever teach
> you that if you dont have something
> nice/constructive to say, then dont say anything
> at all??
If everyone did that, there would only be praise in the comments, and nobody would have known that there were any dissenting opinions
On a different note, this is an exciting development in grammar:
> I like how Wonder Women could not breathe with
> tape over her eyes and mouth. That is too funny
> she most of had a pretty bad cold in that issue.
I haven't seen "most of" substituted for "must have" anywhere before, you are a pioneer of ignorance. Congratulations!
hi - i think the butt stroked one refers to being hit over the head with the butt of a gun... but there is really no way to tell for sure! i like your dirty thought better!
I'm with the previous posters. This might as well be linkjacking. All of the content is ripped off from superdickery.com.
I am not amused by the references to my supposed lustful feelings for Robin.
Expect to feel the wrath of the mighty Batman ye infidels.
...er, holy wack, no that won't do... holy hotpants, no-no that won't do either.
Ah bollocks -Batman never touched me OK! it was all that Joker's idea for me expose myself, if it hadn't been for that cheese grater I would have jumped in and given him a thing or two to think about!!
Ripoff artist.
Give credit where credit is due, f00l.
#14 was funny back when I gave it a dropshadow and posted it. Search for "Love and Affection, Comic Book Style!".
Has anyone noticed that these were previously posted at superdickery.com?
Way to rip off your content. Did you really think you'd get away with it? Douchelord.
"Ripoff artist.
Give credit where credit is due, f00l."
Yes, credit should be given to DC Comics, Marvel, the writers, Bob Kane, Stan Lee,...
Unless, superdickery wrote and drew all these panels.
Great article. I look forward to your ripping off other articles from superdickery.com soon. Meh.
I am laughing my ass off. Absolutely priceless! Thanks! Now, I gotta go check my old comics.
So was I the only one who found these not funny? oohhhhh he said "boner" wow that HE LAR EE OUS, just...wow
So was I the only one who found these not funny? oohhhhh he said "boner" wow that HE LAR EE OUS, just...wow
Great article. I look forward to your ripping off other articles from superdickery.com soon. Meh.
All content from Superdickery is ripped off of Marvel and DC Comics. If you think i am bored actually claims to have created any of the material they post up to keep us entertained, then you have seriously lost touch. That is all.
I like how people talk shit when there's no chance they're going to get their ass kicked.
I just wanted to be among the first 100 people to point out that this first appeared on Superdickery.com.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa......Lois this is not my Batman cup.
Reading the comments is almost as much fun as the comics.
It appears that the grammar police, thought police, and logic police from Slashdot have expanded their march on the world - a march in which all mom's-basement-dwelling-thoughtless-antisocial-nerd people will be commenting on all internet venues.
Reading the comments is almost as much fun as the comics.
It appears that the grammar police, thought police, and logic police from Slashdot have expanded their march on the world - a march in which all mom's-basement-dwelling-thoughtless-antisocial-nerd people will be commenting on all internet venues.
It was worth posting twice.
Have a nice day.
nice article, funny -
but: what maniac had to script a js which scrolls down on mouseclick?? thats not "fancy" but simply very, very annoying, cant even copy links from the comments...
dear "developer": sometimes less is more!
"hi - i think the butt stroked one refers to being hit over the head with the butt of a gun... but there is really no way to tell for sure! i like your dirty thought better!"
Wait, "really no way to tell for sure"? Hmm, Maybe... Read The F*cking Magazine
Oh my god, someone has taken material that exists on another site, (while they both take their material from another source, the original comics), and they've compilated what they consider to be the best material for the general public to look at! Bastard!
Seriously, thanks to the author, a wicked list. Truly funny. Gotta show some of this stuff to my fiance. ;)
Oh my god, someone has taken material that exists on another site, (while they both take their material from another source, the original comics), and they've compilated what they consider to be the best material for the general public to look at! Bastard!
Seriously, thanks to the author, a wicked list. Truly funny. Gotta show some of this stuff to my fiance. ;)
dude, these were great! i dont even give a shit if its taken from somewhere else.
Okay before you all start with "He/she took them from so and so. Just think about this, the person that these might have been taken from was taking them from a comic book, so he/she isn't free from plagerism either"
And no matter where they were posted first, they are still as funny here as they were there.
wow. well, ummm...there seems to be no end to what comics do to young, perverted minds.
glad i read the hell out of em.
Reference #8 butstrokes is when your struck with the butt end of a rifle. They teach it to you in the military.
Reference #8 butt stroke is when your struck with the butt end of a rifle. They teach it to you in the military.
Reference #8 butt stroke is when your struck with the butt end of a rifle. They teach it to you in the military.
yeah, all of these comics and more can be seen at superdickery.
it ends with a dot com.
"This refers to the use of the butt of a rifle in bayonet fighting. A vertical butt-stroke is the up swing of the rifle butt into the chin or face of the adversary. A horizontal butt-stroke is a pushing side swing of the rifle butt into the side of the adversary's head. Both motions are made with a quick snap and follow-through. Both are followed up with the the butt then pushed ("smashed") straight into the adversary's face."
Right, and it isn't an antiquated term. In the Marines we used this phrase all the time and it is still used to refer to that oh-shit moment when you run out of ammo and have to default to - butt-stroking!!!
"This refers to the use of the butt of a rifle in bayonet fighting. A vertical butt-stroke is the up swing of the rifle butt into the chin or face of the adversary. A horizontal butt-stroke is a pushing side swing of the rifle butt into the side of the adversary's head. Both motions are made with a quick snap and follow-through. Both are followed up with the the butt then pushed ("smashed") straight into the adversary's face."
Right, and it isn't an antiquated term. In the Marines we used this phrase all the time and it is still used to refer to that oh-shit moment when you run out of ammo and have to default to - butt-stroking!!!
Superman used to say 'PAPA SPANK!" quite often back in the golden age
Superman used to say 'PAPA SPANK!" quite often back in the golden age
If we had waited to read this on the other site we'd still be waiting because it's slow, very slow. Funny that the same little bitches complaining about this guy ripping off are probably the same ones downloading pirated music and don't give it a second thought. Shut up!
Trivia for the day - did you know that the person who invented Wonder Woman, also invented the 1st lie-detector machine? He was obsessed with finding a way to scientifically detect if someone was lying. Wonder-woman and her golden lasso was his ultimate fantasy....hmm mine too - hah!
Trivia for the day - did you know that the person who invented Wonder Woman, also invented the 1st lie-detector machine? He was obsessed with finding a way to scientifically detect if someone was lying. Wonder-woman and her golden lasso was his ultimate fantasy....hmm mine too - hah!
kushcash?
Thank you all for telling us about superdickery.com Or was that one person pretending to be several different people...who knows! In any case, it's irrelevant because superdickery.com was probably not the first site to think the old Marvel comics or DC comics were funny with their ancient wording. Quit promoting other sites. It's ridiculous. Just enjoy the content - or don't enjoy it, it's your prerogative, I suppose. Oh, and most of you might want to look for apartments, I'm sure your mothers want their basements back.
Couple of questions...
First off, what did that robot really do to Lois?
Second, What was the Joker's boner?
I checked out the Superdickery site and I couldn't find any acknowledgment of the copyright on the source material (DC and Marvel comics), just the name "Superdickery" and their logo. This indicates that the images are the property of the original companies or are in the public domain and fair game for anyone to use.
BTW Superdickery is hilarious but it's the slowest site I've ever seen
BudTugly--
That's not how it works. You don't need to necessarily put copyright notices on something for it to be copyrighted. There are advantages to it, but they don't apply here. No doubt this stuff is still all copyrighted. Superdickery and this site can still use the images, though, because it's fair use.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have some butt-stroking to do.
In #4, mysoginist is really spelled misogynist, from the Greek gyne (woman).
hilarious...
hilarious...
Yeah, 'cause Batman being gay would just be horrible! Jeez...
Seems several of the others were much funnier.
Little nitpick, but the comment for #3 is inaccurate. That panel comes from took place in 39 or 40, and thus is more than 60 years old.
Butt-stroked == pistol-whipped
These comments are hilarious! Hahahahahaha
it cant be proven these pictures came from superdickery. however, a honest blogger would indeed cite where he got the pictures, lest he imply he scanned them himself.
The last one was DAAAAMN funny :D
LoL... Bunch of losers. Get a life. Quit arguing online over web content.
That shit is photoshopped
Guys, this was funny. It doesn't matter if the images came from SuperDickery or not (though if they did a reference would've been nice). I'd never seen them, so I thought they were great. And by the way, SuperDickery's website is SLOW (at least when I tried to browse it right now), to the point that I wouldn't have the tolerance to browse the gallery. Putting a few of the best all in one place on a fast server equals win.
All these were taken from superdickery.com FYI
Okay peons of knowledge....two points...
a: how do you know that this site ripped off another site or not the other way around??
b: so what if another site was ripped off tv does it all the time and you hear no one complaining deal or no deal, are you smarter than a fifth grader, american idol, they were all taken from other ideas most of them started in europe!!!
one more point... what if someone uses bad grammar on the internet, its the internet not microsoft word or grammar class most people type so fast and pretty much make some mistakes, I can promise you that I have made mitakes and had to go back and correct them so little anal retentive, pricks like you who nit pick at every little thing and who probably have nothing better to do but sit at the computer, play with yourself and put other people down for bad grammar or ripping somebody else off! So you know what I live in America, where you can tell someone to piss off and probably get applauded for it so piss off you pretenisuos anal retentive teacher's pet pimple on the ass of a fly prick.... now I'm done. (applause)
Okay peons of knowledge....two points...
a: how do you know that this site ripped off another site or not the other way around??
b: so what if another site was ripped off tv does it all the time and you hear no one complaining deal or no deal, are you smarter than a fifth grader, american idol, they were all taken from other ideas most of them started in europe!!!
one more point... what if someone uses bad grammar on the internet, its the internet not microsoft word or grammar class most people type so fast and pretty much make some mistakes, I can promise you that I have made mitakes and had to go back and correct them so little anal retentive, pricks like you who nit pick at every little thing and who probably have nothing better to do but sit at the computer, play with yourself and put other people down for bad grammar or ripping somebody else off! So you know what I live in America, where you can tell someone to piss off and probably get applauded for it so piss off you pretenisuos anal retentive teacher's pet pimple on the ass of a fly prick.... now I'm done. (applause)
WHO CARES IF THESE ARE POSTED FROM ANOTHER WEB SITE????? maybe there is some people who dont know that other website and they got to enjoy them here,hm? you guys should be ashamed....
(great friggin' comics by the way)
WHO CARES IF THESE ARE POSTED FROM ANOTHER WEB SITE????? maybe there is some people who dont know that other website and they got to enjoy them here,hm? you guys should be ashamed....
(great friggin' comics by the way)
sorry got impatient for page to get done posted twice
I'm the juggernaut, Bitch!!
Yeah - this was very funny! Quite gay - ok verrrrrry gay. Gay is funny. Heck yeah - homo's are fricking hi-lar-i-ous and fruity.
Gay as a dollar is young my son!
OK! We get it! These are originally from a different site!
The Poster never tried to take credit for it so leave them alone!
this is great! I love the comments better than the comics! I imagine all of us total dorks and losers sitting in the dark basement shaking monkeyz to these totally funny comics! Ok - wait you losers. Doncha love the internet cuz you all would be kicking my perfect little ass if I said that to your face! Plagerism turns me on - that and mean people. Bring it on bad boyzzzzzzzzzz.
Superdickery may well be the source, and may well be funny, but I'll never know, as it is THE slowest site I've seen since the days of 19.2 modems...
Regardless, the "wank" one made me laugh at work.
Superdickery may well be the source, and may well be funny, but I'll never know, as it is THE slowest site I've seen since the days of 19.2 modems...
Regardless, the "wank" one made me laugh at work.
Too funny I had to repost this one! WOW
Hey, Superdickery has bits from Archie, Sonic and other strips too. I gotta find a suitable City of Heroes panel...
Hey, Superdickery has bits from Archie, Sonic and other strips too. I gotta find a suitable City of Heroes panel...
to all you superdikery snobs:
it is obvious you have too much time on your hands. i've never been to this superdickery site and i doubt i ever will. so i'm glad this person posted these, because they were funny.
> the internet is full of people who just talk shit
> about other people because they arent looking
> them in the face...didnt your mother ever teach
> you that if you dont have something
> nice/constructive to say, then dont say anything
> at all??
If everyone did that, there would only be praise in the comments, and nobody would have known that there were any dissenting opinions
On a different note, this is an exciting development in grammar:
> I like how Wonder Women could not breathe with
> tape over her eyes and mouth. That is too funny
> she most of had a pretty bad cold in that issue.
I haven't seen "most of" substituted for "must have" anywhere before, you are a pioneer of ignorance. Congratulations!
***Yeah stop wasting kenny and my time!!! right Kenny???? You got my back right Kenny - Kenny I love you!!!***
Said like a good psycho chick! Love and kisses trish_the_dish!
What is going on with this psycho chick, gay haters comments??? This was damn funny! Who cares about that other site. I enjoyed the laugh.
lol this funny hehe! i remember those kinda comics lol the language these days has change a great deal its weird...
lol this funny hehe! i remember those kinda comics lol the language these days has change a great deal its weird...
Herro!
"Fair use" applies to the use of the images themselves; the selection and arrangement of the content are each separate, copyrightable interests. If the images are fair use, and superdickery.com created this list from them or even just selected the content, that creativity is enough to attract copyright over that selecting/arranging and this site was wrong to have taken it.
Of course I haven't been to superdickery.com (such effort... best type up a long response instead), so maybe they just had hundreds of images up there and THIS site did the selecting and list-making thing. Then no one did anything wrong, sing halleluiah and so on and so forth.
what is that boner Joker's talking about??
The Crazy Black Man in Dooms panel is Luke Cage, he'll do anything for money...seriously read some recent stuff.
The Crazy Black Man in Dooms panel is Luke Cage, he'll do anything for money...seriously read some recent stuff.
The Crazy Black Man in Dooms panel is Luke Cage, he'll do anything for money...seriously read some recent stuff.
All taken from Superdickery. Lame.
If you guys want some nice hard laughs at not-so-kid-friendly phrases, go watch some old episodes of Rocky & Bullwinkle.... Saw some a few months back and suddenly realized why I'm so screwed up.
Well it might well come from Superdickery, but given I just lost about 5 years waiting for the content from that site to load up, this is far easier to read.
And everything on supderdickery.com is taken from Marvel and DC....Lame
Not everyone is a 40yr old geek living with their parents and surfing the web all day, suckling up to momma. See we cant see every site.
Thanks for the post, funny stuff.
What happened to our school system?
~"it's the internet, who cares about grammer"~
If people took more time and put a little pride in themselves by proofreading, or for that matter just thinking before they offer their emotional opinions, then perhaps they wouldn't come off as complete morons. It could even be possible for others to understand them without having to first decipher what they are "truly" saying. Just a suggeestion: think first, post later.
But to drive the point; I understand that none of you actually care about anyone but yourselves. That is why this post will get either flamed or ignored. The whole object of my post is to share with you one profound thought, "The world could give a shit who you are and what you have to say. The only people who care are those who surround you, like your family."
In other words, you don't have to make yourself seem bigger in your own mind by always having something to say on every blog site known to mankind.
Quit being so emotional and grow up.
By the way, what is compilated? I haven't "compiled" my thoughts on the subject, but am truly confused at this moment as to what compilated means.
~This is the first and last post~
~Rin~
The 'butt-stroking' panel is, appropriately enough, from 'Man Thing'. A Chris Claremont story called 'Sorority Rites', if memory serves.
"If people took more time and put a little pride in themselves by proofreading"
"Just a suggeestion: think first, post later"
Just another "suggeestion" think first, spell check second, then post........ unless of course you were being ironic :)
"If people took more time and put a little pride in themselves by proofreading"
"Just a suggeestion: think first, post later"
Just another "suggeestion" think first, spell check second, then post........ unless of course you were being ironic :)
"If people took more time and put a little pride in themselves by proofreading"
"Just a suggeestion: think first, post later"
Just another "suggeestion" think first, spell check second, then post........ unless of course you were being ironic :)
Amen, Rin.
Atleast i don't like boys
so you are lesbian?
Just to jump on the bandwagon... superdickery.com, superdickery.com, superdickery.com, superdickery.com, superdickery.com, superdickery.com, superdickery.com, superdickery.com, superdickery.com, superdickery.com, superdickery.com.
Go there. Just go there. There are hundreds more panels and covers like this, it's great for killing time.
What I'd like to know is, can someone PLEASE explain what "butt-stroking" referred to? *shudders*
Butt-stroke: A strike with the butt of a rifle or shotgun.
Gee, I didn't know that Sleestak was the only person on the planet who could do a drop shadow! Zoinks!
Aside from Superdickery, another good site for panels like this is "What Were They Thinking?" at luchins.com.
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the last panel with Batman was an intentional joke on the part of the artists.
has anyone noticed the posts are with the wrong names?
A butt stroke is the physical decription of anal sex. It is taught in the military, but don't ask me about it, because I'm not supposed to tell.
For more of these please go to WWW.SUPERDICKERY.COM
I would like to know what issue that #15 comic panel (Joker slamming down his fist on the podium ranting about "so they laugh at my boner") was from...(i imagine its a BATMAN comic of some kind but thats all i know at this point...can you help me out?
What happened to our school system?
~"it's the internet, who cares about grammer"~
If people took more time and put a little pride in themselves by proofreading, or for that matter just thinking before they offer their emotional opinions, then perhaps they wouldn't come off as complete morons. It could even be possible for others to understand them without having to first decipher what they are "truly" saying. Just a suggeestion: think first, post later.
But to drive the point; I understand that none of you actually care about anyone but yourselves. That is why this post will get either flamed or ignored. The whole object of my post is to share with you one profound thought, "The world could give a shit who you are and what you have to say. The only people who care are those who surround you, like your family."
In other words, you don't have to make yourself seem bigger in your own mind by always having something to say on every blog site known to mankind.
Quit being so emotional and grow up.
By the way, what is compilated? I haven't "compiled" my thoughts on the subject, but am truly confused at this moment as to what compilated means.
~This is my first of many posts because I am so superior to all of you! I need to teach you to be more intelligent, like me for instance. You know that I am one of those snobs that you see all the time and wish you could be like me. Well.... now you can! It's okay I will teach you to be pompous and conceited and think so highly of myself. You will never know that I am this really really old ugly fat and smelly............butthole. Say our first lesson will be butt stroking - yummy!~
~Rin~
What happened to our school system?
~"it's the internet, who cares about grammer"~
If people took more time and put a little pride in themselves by proofreading, or for that matter just thinking before they offer their emotional opinions, then perhaps they wouldn't come off as complete morons. It could even be possible for others to understand them without having to first decipher what they are "truly" saying. Just a suggeestion: think first, post later.
But to drive the point; I understand that none of you actually care about anyone but yourselves. That is why this post will get either flamed or ignored. The whole object of my post is to share with you one profound thought, "The world could give a shit who you are and what you have to say. The only people who care are those who surround you, like your family."
In other words, you don't have to make yourself seem bigger in your own mind by always having something to say on every blog site known to mankind.
Quit being so emotional and grow up.
By the way, what is compilated? I haven't "compiled" my thoughts on the subject, but am truly confused at this moment as to what compilated means.
~This is my first of many posts because I am so superior to all of you! I need to teach you to be more intelligent, like me for instance. You know that I am one of those snobs that you see all the time and wish you could be like me. Well.... now you can! It's okay I will teach you to be pompous and conceited and think so highly of myself. You will never know that I am this really really old ugly fat and smelly............butthole. Say our first lesson will be butt stroking - yummy!~
~Rin~
If this was on superdickery, and you found it here, why bother looking at it then complaining? Why not stay at superdickery and keep you biatching there?
If this was on superdickery, and you found it here, why bother looking at it then complaining? Why not stay at superdickery and keep you biatching there?
If this was on superdickery, and you found it here, why bother looking at it then complaining? Why not stay at superdickery and keep you biatching there? If you think it is plagiarized then launch a formal complaint against it. Instead of uselessly complaining here. And then again, all of you might be too lazy to do the aforementioned act.
Fucking superb. Thanks for finding those.
Wahhhhhhhhhhh Superdickery wahhhhhhhhhhhhh grammar wahhhhhhhhhhhhh! You Internet police asshats need to sit down somewhere and STFU! He did NOT claim to scan or originally put these up, he simply organized his own list of favorites. I swear you dipshits suck the fun out of everything surrounding you.
PS count my spelling errors biatch!
PPS Point out my grammatical flaws too!
PPPS I still don't give a Superfuq!
Images taken from Superdickery. Oh boy. It happens all the time, and throwing a temper tantrum like this is just going to keep people from going to that site. It's annoying.
A simple request for credit would have sufficed, and probably increased traffic. But this is just bad publicity for Superdickery. After the fourth or fifth whine, I'm sure everyone started to roll their eyes.
It's annoyed me enough to avoid it completly now.
Here's an idea-- instead of complaning here because you've seen them before, go over to the other sight and post a positive comment there.
What's that? You don't know how to make positive comments? Oh, right. I forgot I was talking to the internets.
Anyway, yeah, I've seen a couple of these before. But that last one is new to me. It's also disturbingly hilarious.
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE THE BLACK MAN ONE
The whiners are right. And again, Digg fails at life.
If you thought the stuff on Superdickery was this good, why not just link it and do a write-up on it, rather than just steal it?
papa SPANK superdickery after beating off joker's boner with doctor hash and crazy black man leaving something sticky under peter parker's door and.....
jeez...you comic book geeks need a life. seriously. do you actually READ what you post in the comments? are you all irony impaired? are you all basement-dwelling 40-year old virgin-nerds?
evil richard, kudos on your submission, superdickHEADery dot com notwithstanding.
peace out.
superdickery
On a very slow workday, I actually spent the time going through the Superdickery site and don't remember any of these. Could be my memory, but I don't think so.
Either way, big deal. It's a top 15 list, and as long as the commentary isn't the same as the other site's commentary on the same panels, there's not much here to whine about. It's a funny, quick, accessible collection of panels. Cheers.
heh wow, really not sure whats funnier, the comics, or these people seriously argueing.
Yes, you can see a fuller collection of these items at Superdickery dot com.
So these pics were on another site before, and this guy is reposting it. okay, it's a little plagiarism, i dont see him making millions off of it.
But all of the other ppl whining about it being elsewhere, well, you just sound like the biggest bunch of bitches.
Tetsuo above has the right idea with his comment. Time for some of you to go look in the mirror real hard for a while.
This is seriously the funniest thing ive ever seen! i mean omg XD!!! 'n like if id be 18 and have an internet bank account id donate :D
wow. I actually can't stop laughing. Those were hilarious, thank you so much!!!!!!
Geeks
Joker's boner ones are Gnarly! totally bitchin! I like how language changes but people still ASSuME everything should be the way THEY want it. This is a giggle so laugh! or may you have much pizzaz!(the old term)
Hey there Brill McBrilliantson, this was brilliant.
Laughed till I had tears in my eyes. And fuck the bitching about sliperydickery, plaigerism my ass, the panels were originally written by DC, slippydick or whatever its called don't own 'em, they didn't buy the rights from DC.
Anyways, all the bitching just turns folks away from the other site, one politely posted reference would have served a far better purpose then a bunch of obnoxious, geeky, bitchy posts by jackasses.
Now I'm going to send this link to others who will enjoy.
Robin..what have I done to you?
Here's yet another post pointing out that butt-stroking refers to being hit in the face with the butt end of a rifle.
..Hahaha! I really like the last one. "Robin--What have I done to you!?" Priceless. Good job. :]
After reading these, I feel so internetly. Wow. Back to reality.
ummmmm......wen it comes to the "butt stroke" 1 i think it means wen u get a sun stroke but on ur ass......not wen u get hit with the butt of a rifle.....makes more sence considerin he says hes been out in the sun for so long!!!
Sweet
Wow. Way to rip off superdickery dot com
I knew these mother fuckers where gay ! Theres more spandex in the hall of justice then there is in a Richard Simmons yard sale ! Blunt Man and Chronic could kick all these faggots ass ! Snooch to the mother fuckin Nooch !
LOL! Wow - these are great! The posts are pretty funny too. It is a great reminder that there are a zillion freaks out there that seriously care that another sight may have posted these first! I mean really WTF? Get a life.
Oh give the guy a break ... he was only trying to cheer us up .... so what if it wasn't original source material !
he isn't ripping off superdickery because he isn't turning this entirely into a site. Instead he is just posting a list of his favorite subliminal and/or ignorant comic panels.
heh, ass-hat
You know what I think?
I command you to wank!
If this is stolen, as it appears to be, a simple nod to the site you snagged it from would've sufficed.
I don't get it?
Here is another post referring to this being a ripoff of superdickery.com.
ahahah, ahaha PAPA SPANK. unbelievable
very very good archive
thank you for sharing!!
Oh look. Somone went to superdickery.
harhar the panels didnt show up completely. anyway i loved the batman panel (papa skank!) wtf was that about?
This shit Is Gay
ThisShitIsGay
Well I guess batman would like to be called Papa and into the spanking with that latex suit.
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what the fuck, who gives a shit where the content came from, grow some fucking balls
what the fuck, who gives a shit where the content came from, grow some fucking balls
I went to superdickery.com just to see what a walking labia's website would look like, and the FIRST thing I looked at, the very FIRST "Seduction Of The Intenet" panel was identical to this page's #1 panel w/ Batman the Robin toucher.
superdickery's caption? And I quote:
"This one has been incredibly popular. It's been floating around on the internet for years, people, is this really the first time you've seen it?"
Wow. What a whiny douchebag. Add this incredible admission of un-originality to the fact that your captions are universally retarded, and only one conclusion may be drawn.
Your, sir, are a colossal tool.
I meant "Seduction of the Innocent". And you're still a homo.
What in the blue hell is a 'gayfer'?
Why is it that the smarter a poster thinks his/her comment is, the more likely they are to double post?
If you double post, you are a moron. It's as simple as that.
What the fuck are you morons....the internet police or something? All you have to do in your pathetic daily existence is run around like a five year old pointing fingers yelling out "LOOK WHAT TIMMY DID~! ...LOOK WHAT TIMMY DID! ....THATS NOT HIS! THATS NOT HIS! I'M GONNA TELL ON YOU!
Good god ya bunch of whiney bitches, get fucking lives already!!
If you don't like it, then change the fucking channel.
I've never heard of superfuckingdickery so therefore I would have never known about any of these panels and how funny they are! Thanks for THIS post on YOUR site!
Great list, thanks. And I'd hardly call it 'plagiarism' to compile stuff that's appeared elsewhere on the internet into an annotated best of list.
If it's a cut from superdickery, who have copyright over their collection (regardless of copyright of the original sources). Copyright comes from creative endeavour. See all those google adverts down the side of this page ? That is the author profiting from someone else's work.
And if the author wanted to show people a few that he found funny from superdickery rather than claim his own creativity, wouldn't you expect some sort of explanation ?
dont u douches ever get tired of regurgitating each others' stupid fkin ideas back at each other and reaffirming the same points?
-- here' s a tip guys...
if someones already said it,
YOU DONT HAVE TO!!!
respect to the dude who brought true superpowers to this fagfest. bluntman and chronic dominate all.
snoochies, asshats (lol)
OMG that was so funny. That last one was great.
PS: We all knew Batman was gay :P
Holy Shit Batman is te UBER queer
AWESOME. Thanks for this.
How dare you bash gays!! I'll bitch slap you biiiiiiiiiiiitch!!
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Ya'll act like superdickery is the ONLY site on the internet thats allowed to have this on their site. Im sure about a thousand others have this same stuff on theirs. So stop being assholes and appreciate that fact that other people appreciate a good laugh made by these comics.
Funny, but who cares
SUPERDICKERY.COM MOTHERFUCKERS!
SUPERDICKERY.COM MOTHERFUCKERS!
Hahahaha, funny stuff... but even if the guy copied all these comic panels, he isn't the one
brilliant. thanks.
LOL...Finally I have some fire power whenever I argue about the first gay comic due Batman and Robin!!
I had no idea superdickory.com wrote all these comics.... who knew! Now. STFU.
Personally, I don't think that it MATTERS that this dude has copied from another site or anywhere else for that matter. Technically everything on the internet is copied from SOMEHWERE else, whether it's news reports or dumb cartoons. Honestly. The whole point of this was to make us laugh, not say "heh heh i noticed something funny and I'm the first person to put it on the internet". All you people who know that he copied stuff need to chillax a little. Seriously!
Personally, I don't think that it MATTERS that this dude has copied from another site or anywhere else for that matter. Technically everything on the internet is copied from SOMEHWERE else, whether it's news reports or dumb cartoons. Honestly. The whole point of this was to make us laugh, not say "heh heh i noticed something funny and I'm the first person to put it on the internet". All you people who know that he copied stuff need to chillax a little. Seriously!
does anyone know how i can get ahold of the image of the archie and betty cover on this site? i really need it! thanks
does anyone know how i can get an image of the archie and betty cover?
You're all a bunch of fucking retards.
For people who keep asking, "Who cares if this was on some other site? It all belongs to DC & Marvel anyway!" Look -- someone at superdickery probably took hours, if not days, taking the time to compile these images together. That's their time and knowledge spent to put UNIQUE content on THEIR site. When some asshat comes along and puts the same EXACT same content on their site, which takes only a few minutes to do, that's THEFT. It doesn't matter that the original copyright holders of the images are DC & Marvel -- the person who did the work compiling the images and content has every right to be upset that someone else steals their content.
THIS SITE SUCKS.
butt stroked
wtf. Some people on this board need to shut the fuck up, and now.
WANK! One of the funniest things I've seen in a while
Wow, with all the complaints about plagiarism from superdickery, I thought I'd go and investigate the claims for myself since nobody else appeared to.
I found the gallery where these pics came from, and there's a lot more than these "top 15". Therefore, this compilation is a unique work. This isn't plagiarism.
Besides, superdickery is really slow, and their page layout and navigation system both completely suck eggs. YBNBY FTW N00BS.
Not that anybody will read this far down.
i did!
I wish i could find that boner comic
Hi,
This site isnt ripping off Superdickery.com Superdickery.com is ripping off this site!
OMG STF up you dumbasses. My butt itches...
laughed all the way through that!
Brilliantly funny!
Re: Funny comic book panels
I remember once that "Buck Rogers" was lost in the desert and some Indians helped him. He said "It was mighty white of those redskins to help me."
This was probably in the 1940's.
anyone who defends or explains "butt-stroking" seriously has some technophilia problems. no one cares what it really means.
Wow, I "Stumbled-Upon" this.
Freakin' hilarious!
"Robin-- what have I done to you?"
(I was cracking up typing that.)
Oh, and #5:
As someone else already stated, the "crazy black man" is Luke Cage, Hero for Hire.
He was Nicolas Cage's favorite comic-book character and that's why he changed his name from Nicolas Coppola.
"robin! what have i done to you?"
OMG.. that's so funny!!! :D
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This was great! What a blast.
Oh, and according to the rules of plagerism, it is defined as the, theft and unsited use of original works. (summerized) Therefore, the sourcing or siting would go to the original comic books, not the internet site that stole it first :)
Thanks for all the laughs!
Hahaha, you have to love the last one with Batman. XDD
Hahaha, you have to love the last one with Batman. XDD
i cant decide what is making me laugh more; the comics or the intense commentary below them...
Hahaha...seriously funny stuff here. Esepecially Batman's response in the last panel.
Oh, and read the copyright act of 1976 people. I love it how people aren't really complaining about work being stolen on the internet, but mainly on the bandwidth and users that will miss the site that originally posted said material. I don't see any other reason to be pissed other than hits this blog stole from the original site. I don't see the author of this blog saying "OMG, THESE ARE MINE, STAY AWAY FAGS!" or trying to cash in on these 'new' users (when is the last time you've seen someone click a google banner ad anyway?).
Nevertheless of this futile battle of ass-hats, I find it ultimately hilarious that the blog author hasn't made a single comment on all the commentary. Lol at that....lol at that.
To this DwayneC fellow above... Deal or No Deal isn't ripped from anyone. It's by the same company, but you are right it did start in Europe.
And all this superdickery bollocks - It's been said at least 10 times, without exaggeration. I get it, I'm sure everyone else gets it.
These panels were amusing ;P but not quite as much so as the colourful display of gut-wrenchingly awful grammar, pointing out the obvious, and some downright ignorance.
quiet or papa spank, and the aunt may sticky what ever that was, (i dont need to know, even though it looks like somthing else) man thats good stuff, even though i didn't see the funnyness in some of it
quiet or papa spank, and the aunt may sticky what ever that was, (i dont need to know, even though it looks like somthing else) man thats good stuff, even though i didn't see the funnyness in some of it
quiet or papa spank, and the aunt may sticky what ever that was, (i dont need to know, even though it looks like somthing else) man thats good stuff, even though i didn't see the funnyness in some of it
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Not everybody from England is a Cockney youknow :p
I think I've read something simillar a few days ago. I don't remember where, might have been on digg.com or slashdot.
I think I've read something simillar a few days ago. I don't remember where, might have been on digg.com or slashdot.
I think I've read something simillar a few days ago. I don't remember where, might have been on digg.com or slashdot.
I think I've read something simillar a few days ago. I don't remember where, might have been on digg.com or slashdot.
Butt-stroke means to be smashed in the face the the end of a rifle stock.
Umm... why do so many people seem to think that this is a ripoff of Superdickery? As far as I can tell, SD is an archive of all unintentionally humorous covers/strips/panels, while this list is simply a few of the author's favorite comic panels. I never saw him claim that he was the first to come up with the idea to stick them on the internet with humorous commentary, and it's not as if the strips are property of SD.
very great!
haha! this is awesome!
and to those who are saying that this is a ripoff, who cares?
it being on multiple sites makes more people read it
photoshop much?
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i love this!!!
Well, congratulations -- I think I've been referenced here from ten different pages over the course of a year.
Always funny, nevertheless.
Superdickery has had some big plugs from these comments (There's a saying about been in the news, even if it's a bad story, being good-but I've got a terrible memory for these things). I should imagine they are very grateful for the 'plaguerism'.
"Boner" means/meant "mistake".
monlip
BATMAN:Hey Robin, want to see my batknife and my smoke bombs, they're verrrrrrrrry big.
ROBIN:oooooooooooohhh ya you want to see bird and my eggs?
BATMAN:Lets do this!
You all need to quit beeting off and move out of your momma's house and get a job and your own place, because you have no life
Who cares if some of these are on another site? I mean ever think that some people found the same things funny on their own? Even so, I'd rather this significantly briefer list rather than sifting through tons of garbage just to find the really funny ones.
wow, and I thought youtube comments were retarded.
well done guys, really.
OMG HAY WERENT THESE POSTED ON SUPERDICKERY . COM TOO LOL WTF GIVE SUPREDICKERY CREDIT LAME !!!
Also, "butt-stroke" is a term which refers to hitting someone with the butt of a rifle.
And you spelled a word wrong.
Just thought i'd point out that if everyone only used things that they made up to post on their sites, the internet would be a very boring place. And Google would be screwed haha.
Thanx for posting these up on a site w/o major pop-up adds and spam.
u should be ashamed of yourself farking piece of shit sticking on another person's asshole which he missed wiping after going to sh*t
Gold, absolute f**kin gold!
As for the haters, f**k them!
Um, that was highlarious. And wow, I think your comments are a lil out of control... people, people, take a pill people...
The "boner" strip is from BATMAN #66 Oct-Nov 1951, "The Joker's Comedy of Errors." The word itself, as someone else already mentioned, simply meant mistake. In the issue, the Joker messes up a perfect crime and is inspired to make Batman look like a complete idiot by making the Bat commit a bunch of "boners." Of course in the end, Batman turns the table on the Joker and saves the day once again.
The comic can was reprinted in the anthology collection, THE JOKER: The Greatest Stories Ever Told.
The "quiet or Papa spank" comment is real. I have a large-sized Famous First Editions reprint of the comic it appeared in, from 1975. The original story is from 1940. The woman in the panel is "The Cat," a jewel thief whose disguise Batman is removing. I believe she's the character that later gets reintroduced as Catwoman.
The Batman of that era is prone to far sillier-sounding and flip comments than the "Dark Knight" of the 90s and 00s, or the angsty Batman of the 70s. Still not as silly as the late 50s and 60s gadget fetishist that inspired Adam West's TV version, though. That version of Batman still makes me want to reach for the Bat-Barfbag.
Wondeerful, but usual =)
Still looking for a comment that doesn't have 'superdickery' in it...
I can't stop laughing "especially after what that robot did to me" but why is her butt sore? Hmm?!?!
Hilarious!
Great collection. I like #11.
oh my god that just made my day!!!! hahaha the joker and the last batman ones were the best!!! rofl
Oh my god. I own a copy of that Betty and Me issue!!!
Dude I was checking this list out when i suddenly realized that this other site must have totally ripped you off! It was called Superdickery dot com and they stole your idea for unintentionally funny panels. They also posted like way more of them than you did, and also earlier than you.
I'm joking btw i dont care about that garbage just want to laugh at funny stuff, so thanks!
Laugh at MY boner, will they?