The Thrillist is looking for beta-testers for a new product. It’s a bra. A bra designed to smuggle liquid. Presumably, alcohol. It called the Winerack, from the folks who brought you the Beer Belly. The enticement for beta-testers is written as if no females will read it, but that didn’t stop me! A word to the wise: don't wear this to the airport.
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After this goes to market, we will have to conduct experiments to see how it might change the Beer Goggles effect. The breast size will go down as the evening wears on, but the consumption may make this less noticeable.
So how do I drink it? Suckle at my girlfriend's tit while at a concert? I'm thinking that might fight against the whole covert nature of the thing.