Who would win in a battle between Dick Cheney and Darth Vader? I’d have to go with Vader, because Cheney may be losing his clout. I've seen that phrase so much, I have an urge to look under the couch cushions for it. Jon Stewart has the case of the missing clout. Although there is some evidence that Cheney and Vader are actually the same person, I believe he is a Sith Lord of a different name.