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A terrible incident at Michigan University. A young woman aged between 20 and 30 broke into a Fraternity house, stripped off and masturbated on the couch. Fraternity members asked the woman to leave the house, but she refused and continued masturbating.
So they called the police....
...30 minutes later. Bwahahahahaha.
According to USA Today, Crystal Meth apparently now comes in Strawberry, Chocolate, Cola and other soda flavors.
Yep, you heard that right, Pepsi flavored Meth. Me, I'm waiting for Diet Wild Cherry Crack.
The Onion just gets better and better. Now they've branched into video. The news story about the Lucent CEO who loses his job to a Mexican immigrant had me holding back the laughter at the office.
These folks make it look easy, but it ain’t. Jump rope, today on the veg.
I'm not sure what is worse - that these dudes spent so much time creating a robot that plays Guitar Hero, or that the robot plays it so badly.
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