Today on the veg...Ari Gold
"You're mother-fucking fired"
"gang-raped by silverback apes"
"You need JoJo the dog-faced bitch boy, call Josh Wein-fuck"
"true story"
"Who the fuck invited APA?"
"LLOYD!!!"
"Emergency titty-fuck"
"Playboy mansion, strip clubs, whore houses...I go where the meetings are"
"Really?"
"I'm a very calm guy"
"Cunt muscle" (That's Gold, Jerry.)
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