Well, last night's American Idol was a bit more interesting than last week, although I'm thinking of downgrading my Chris Sligh prediction in favor of Chris Blake. But they are definitely all lacking compared to the fine band of misfits from last year. Maybe they all need some coaching. Which is a perfect seque into Idol Camp, a new summer camp where your young media whore superstar can learn the finer points of homogenous synthetic stardom.

You know, if this wasn't "official", I'd think it was a spoof.