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Homeless Frank on Bald Britney

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Editor's Note - Homeless Frank lives in front of the building where I work. I pay him food in return for blog entries. For this one he got a a six pack of Miller Lite and a deli sandwich. I've corrected spelling and grammar; all thoughts belong to Frank.

Today Homeless Frank shares his thoughts about Britney Spears and her recent escapades.

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Bald women all crazy. That bad kind of crazy gets in 'em and it just bubbles it's way up to their head. All that crazy gets heated up and burns their hair clean off. You go ahead and put your hand up to that head, you'll feel the heat, crazy heat. No good though, it won't keep you warm.

All about fucking looks with them. How they look. How you think they look. Spend 4 goddamn hours doing their hair and then ask you how it looks. I ain't fucking stupid. Like a dog licking it's ass. That dog get through licking and look up at you like it wants your opinion. "How do I look licking my ass?" that dog is thinking. Like you give a fuck.

I've been around crazy women enough. All of mine had hair though. Still crazier than shit on a stick. You can fuck 'em when they're crazy but it won't do you no good. You can't fuck that crazy out of them.

You can fuck 'em. But that crazy will fuck you right back.

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4 Comments

The oracle of fucking Delphi.

said Goonz on February 23, 2007 4:37 AM.

You can't fuck that crazy out of them.

You can fuck 'em. But that crazy will fuck you right back.

it's like he just described the last 4 relationships i've had.

frank is a genius. more T-bird for the man! keep that tape rolling.

said Jim in LA on February 23, 2007 12:29 PM.

I hereby bestow Homeless Frank an honorary doctorship in the art of truthology. He may now start his own talk show on UPN.

said Lusus on February 23, 2007 12:45 PM.

In the words of Ron Burgundy(when addressing his dog Baxter) i'd like 2tell Frank:

"You're so wise. You're like a miniature Buddha, covered with hair."

said elChupacabra on February 23, 2007 9:14 PM.
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