Nothing worse than a dead bitch to get everybody all upset and crying and shit. My mother died and that pissed my daddy off to no end. He cussed and hollered and got drunker than shit for two weeks.

Dead blondes are the worse. You'd think fucking Mary Magdalene choked to death while sucking some Saint's cock the way people carry on. That color hair just puts people in a fucking tizzy.

My first wife had blonde hair straight from the bottle. Thought it made her look like hot shit. She waltz in like Little Miss Priss into a bar and think every Tom, Dick, and Harry in the place owed her a drink. She ain't dead that I know of but I bet a lot of them boys down in Mobile wouldn't be crying if she was.

Course a pair of tits and blonde hair is all it takes for a lotta men. This Anna girl liked to fuck for money. Ain't nothing wrong with that. It's smarter than most. Some girls just fuck for love. Ain't no percentage in that.