"...apprehended earlier this afternoon by an officer that witnesses say was 'a little short for a stormtrooper'."

New York City Detective, Andy Sipowicz went on a rampage today.

Panic erupted at this year's Fashion Week tents, as PETA's latest attempt at publicity involved the entire cast of VH1's Next Top Model, who hadn't shaved any body hair for six months, greeting guests at the front entrance.

"The suspect pleaded that he had no idea that the Ewok was underage, and that the jar of Vaseline was simply for his chapped lips"

John Travolta sprouts extra hair! Film at 11.

getting caught by the fuzz was a wookie mistake

after being told he had the right to remain silent the suspect responded "EUWWWWAAAAAAA"

With wookie acting jobs in short suply, and his money running low, Chewbaka began experimenting with harder drugs.

And in other news: Robyn Williams was arrested today...

"Her inner soul....."

In other news... Chewbacca has been arrested after allegedly pulling the arms off a homeless man who beat the wookie at a game of chess in the park.