- Tim Hardaway has large, powerful calves and a smooth, chocolaty head. Just ask George Takei.
- One of the highlights of last weekend's dunk competition involved a sticky little piece of paper.
- Conan presents Meet the Press for Idiots. And later today, the Mclaughlin Group with Tourette's.
- Nobody beats me when it comes to Etch-A-Sketch steps, but if you want a little something more...
- And when you woke up today, did you think you'd be looking at Anna Nicole in clown makeup?