- No, I wouldn't waste my time watching paint dry. I'm too busy watching cheddar age.
- Or, you could spend your time solving one of life's great mysteries, or several of them.
- I'm a big fan of the caveman. Could be the roast duck with mango salsa, or the stylin' crib.
- Another clip from this weekend's SNL. Meet the aerobicizing 80's hotties of Body Fusion.
- And after this, I just need to find a snapping turtle who's good at blackjack and I win.