Editor's Note - Homeless Frank lives in front of the building where I work. I pay him food in return for blog entries. For this one he got a a six pack of Miller Lite and a deli sandwich. I've corrected spelling and grammar; all thoughts belong to Frank.

Today Homeless Frank shares his thoughts about Britney Spears and her recent escapades.

First, Michael Gondry solved a Rubik’s Cube with his feet. Beyond Belief Media responded with an expose. So will someone explain now how he does it with his nose?

(via Neatorama)

Today on the veg...Sk8tr Fun

- Maytag's in NYC tomorrow looking for a new repairman. Like a Playstation launch, only 50 years older.
- That morning burst of energy you need, mixed with the delicious flavor of a silicon implant you crave.
- Today's over/under on rehab Britney is 3:45pm. You can parlay with wig color or tats for better odds.
- Ok, this is kinda dumb, but it made me smile, so it goes up...a gallery of Batman series onomatopoeia
- And if you're in NYC's Union Square this Saturday at 2:12...duck. (or bring a pillow and join in the fun)

One way of distracting yourself from the gloom and cold of February is to plan your vacation. I’ve got some ideas for an adventure you’ll remember for the rest of your life! Or maybe you can just enjoy them on the net. Warning: for some of these, you must be well-trained. For others, you’ll have to at least be in good shape.

These kids and their parties. Now that they’ve all got cell phones with cameras, there’s no occasion that goes unrecorded. This one went south, and will probably show up on some police-video program, as well as MySpace. (audio NSFW)