Uncle Jay explains the news of the week, every week. In small words so we can all understand. See earlier reports here.

When I saw the guys at File It Under drooling over a video that had absolutely no boobs, I knew it had to be special. It is. On the one hand, its an effective and artistic editing job with an impressively appropriate soundtrack. On the other hand, a lot of shit gets blown to pieces.

Tip of the hat to Alphamonkey over at Transbuddha, for bringing back very fond memories. About ten years ago, I briefly became obsessed with a CD-Rom triva game called "You Don't Know Jack", featuring an obnoxious voiceover and crazy questions. Well, apparently it's back with a web-version that you can embed right on your own blog,which I've done right after the jump:

Two of my favorite eclectic tastes - Guiness and Marmite - have now been combined in a limited edition mix, to give what me the ultimate in yeastie-flavored spreads. Yummm.

Today on the veg...bowling tricks

The beer is in the bottle, and you can't find an opener anywhere! What to do? You can open a beer with a piece of paper. You could also use a rubber duck. You could use your cell phone. Or your computer keyboard. Some people think its best to open a beer with another beer. Or you might open a beer with your skin. This guy can open a beer with his eye. There are lots of ways to open a beer. But if all you have is a helicopter, you’d better be pretty good with it. Watch the video, after the jump.

- Bill Maher's back, asking the tough questions like how did certain chimps get into certain houses?
- Songs that remind us of movies. Any list with Reservoir Dogs and Shaun of the Dead can't be all bad.
- If you needed any more proof Brit Hume should change his name to Douchey McDouchestein, here it is.
- My favorite sandwich is having it's own event Saturday in LA. We don't get any cool stuff, anymore.
- And check out Laurel and Homely...why is there never a massive earthquake when you need one?