Twice a year, tens of thousands of librarians make a trek across the United States to a meeting of the American Library Association. They come to learn, to network, to collect free stuff, and possibly to mate. After observing these noble creatures, certain patterns become apparent. The male librarians often display fabulous facial plumage, perhaps in order to attract a mate. In six months, they will descend on a new city, and the strange ritual will unfold again.

Now, wasn’t that educational? More on books and librarians today at Miss Cellania.

Today on the veg...Ari Gold

I have worked at small-town radio stations for 24 years, so I’ve done my share of snow-day announcements. Answering dozens of calls from people who ask about schools can drive you crazy. A large portion of these calls come in from cranially-challenged people and clueless kids. But each person who calls is just one person. They don’t know how tired you are of dealing with them.

- What happens when one comedian (Joe Rogan) thinks another comedian (Carlos Mencia) steals jokes.
- Another Internet sensation (aka: college dropout who still lives with his parents) cashes in bigtime.
- Ever imagined what a lesbian kiss between Heather Graham and Bridget Moynahan would look like?
- You've heard the news, but have you seen the pix? Beyonce adds Sports Illustrated to the resume.
- And simply put, last night's episode was fucking great, and continued the theme started last week.

Is Fox kidding with this?

Via Crooks and Liars.