"I recently read the startling fact that 100% of the homeless do not have homes. This kind of appalling statistic is what drove me to become a homeless marketing consultant."

Its a miracle we ever progressed as far as we have.

You may have seen some of these, but I bet you haven’t seen them all! A dozen different interpretations of video games in the real world, today on the veg.

Bug Orgy. I don’t know if this is an accurate description of how bugs multiply, but that’s not the point. I think the point is to hypnotize you into a catatonic trance at your desk. Downloadable as a screensaver. (via Bits and Pieces)

- If you're a Qantas flight attendant, the mile-high club is strictly off limits...bummer.
- If you missed the pro bowl (guilty), you missed a punter being reminded he's a punter.
- Amazon.com is involved in a legal battle with the humane society over fighting cocks.
- Listen, as a US Congressman say global warming was once caused by dinosaur farts?
- And very few know how the man became the myth. It's the Legend of Chuck Norris.

Editor's Note - Homeless Frank lives in front of the building where I work. I pay him food in return for blog entries. For this one he got a bottle of Gatorade, 2 Poor Boy sandwiches and a pack of gum. I've corrected spelling and grammar; all thoughts belong to Frank.

Today Homeless Frank shares his thoughts about the death of Anna Nicole Smith.